Part 2: Shadow vs. Hot Shot

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by StoriesForTheStupid

by StoriesForTheStupid

Eggman: Oooh hoo hoo who is this red striped Mohawk, why you got hot sauce on you head cuz? What's wrong?

Shadow: I put hot sauce on everything, from twinkies to milk. IT'S WHAT I DO as the ultimate lifeform

Eggman: Well honey, your mascara's on fleek. We gotta get the fuck outta here though, because, uh... the building gonna explode

Eggman: RED STRIPES! JET BOOTS! OH MY GOD!

Shadow: Don't worry, I can fly. This won't be brought up ever again.

Hot Shot: I heard that you like the hot sauce. I'm going to blast you out of this dimension.

Shadow: Well i'll eat you right up baby

"Slurping"

Hot shot: I'm going to have to destroy you immediately unless you give me the password and your social security number

Shadow: The password is " eat my asshole"

Hot Shot: Awwwwwww, that's not an actual passwoooooooooord...

Shadow: And my social security is 69

"NICE"

Eggman: WOW! I'm gonna have to use that to get into your social security acoooooount

Eggman: Shadow the Hedgehog, please join me by my side and we shall, uh, rule the earth together, hoohaha!

Eggman: You can stand by me, Doctor Eggman, even though my body used to be a regular shape!

Shadow: Yeah...well...no. You're fat!

Shadow: Lol

Shadow: Get wrekt, you fat scrub man. I'm gonna go fuck your wife now.

Eggman: WHAT?! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE!!!

Eggman: SHADOW! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! SHADOW! WHAT THE FUCK