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a/n: feel free to point out any errors and mistakes or just sloppy, cringey writing. but in my defense... i don't have a defence. this was originally posted on ao3 under the same name but without all the flowers and sparkles and stuff, but I also posted it here. idk y tho. anyways this note is getting long so bye. ly and thanks for clicking.
( also there's a moan video to listen to while reading up there. for all u sinners (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

let me set the scene for you;

jeon jungkook is the high school sweetheart. he's hot, athletic, smart and kind. old people and animals and kids love him. he's the kind of boy you'd bring to your parents. the kind your parents would immediately approve of. but, he does have one flaw. he is very thick-headed and oblivious to everything .

so yeah, jeon jungkook may be the local heart throb but he's so unobserving of the fact that people think he's cute and that they may or may not wanna shag him, that honestly sometimes you wanna cut open his head to check if he doesn't have a sock for a brain.

he's so insecure in his own abilities and attractiveness sometimes that it's frustrating. he's so insecure in his own abilities and attractiveness sometimes that it's frustrating.

min yoonji is the ' bad girl. ' she's stunning, strong, sarcastic and also a self-proclaimed genius. all the teachers despise her, despite her being a straight-a student and every one over the age of 50 identifies her as the local trouble maker. she hates the seniors at school with a fiery passion (probably has something to do with her older brother, yoongi) and despises any child between the ages 5 and 13. but she's not all that bad. nobody knows this (or they choose to ignore this fact) but min yoonji is a big, adorable softie.

but min yoonji is also brutally honest and straight-forward. unlike mr.jeon, yoonji knows what she wants and doesn't find any problem in telling people what exactly that may be. this is a brilliant thing for people like jungkook, who needs things like this spelt out for him, but a horrible thing for people who detest confrontation. sometimes she is so ruthlessly blunt and uncaring of people's comfort zones that you sometimes want to cut open her chest to check whether or not her heart is made of  ice or stone.

long story short, min yoonji and jeon jungkook are in their junior year of high school. min yoonji is the mean, bad girl with a soft side, and jeon jungkook is the cute, oblivious heart throb.

oh, and did I forget to mention that they have both been pining over each other since freshman year. no biggie, right?

so, during the school’s week-full, mandatory camping trip, the most fanfiction-y, cliché, cringy, rom-com-y thing ever happens. some assholes (park jimin and her boyfriend, kim taehyung) thought it funny to harass yoonji and jungkook and lock them in a storage room. a fucking storage room! and yoonji thought it best to utilize the situation and bust out some of her signature brutal honesty.

now, I would like you to know that this particular storage room was one of many on the large camp called, kaypop (weird name, we noticed.) it also happened to be the smallest one, leaving yoonji and jungkook nothing less than about 13 inches separating their bodies. so the awkward tension was already hanging thick in the atmosphere.

unfortunately though, yoonji either didn’t pick up on this fact or effectively ignored it.