Naruto Reborn

why couldnt it be Sasuke?

My eyes opened slowly, and I groaned at the sunlight intruding my room from my open window. Still, might as well get up. Too damn hot to go back to sleep.

I sat up and kicked myself from my bed, launching myself clear across the room and landing on my feet.

I blinked and turned to look back at my bed, which was definitely NOT my bed. It was a twin, with a raggedy old blue blanket hanging on despite my jumping from the bed. The floor was hardwood and there was trash everywhere.

A sleazy smile settled on my features, "Sweet... I probably banged some college girl."

I shrugged and walked over to the bathroom, finding it a bit weird that I knew exactly where it was.

I opened the door and stepped in, ready to 'relieve myself', when I remembered something odd.

I could clearly see Kakashi Hatake in my mind telling me not to eat breakfast... Kakashi from that old anime 'Naruto'.

"Weird..." I grumbled, scratching my ass, I lifted the toilet seat lid and caught my reflection in the mirror. "WHAT... THE... FUCK!"

I dropped the toilet seat lid and ran over to the mirror. This couldn't be happening. I made faces, I pulled my blonde hair hard enough it hurt, then I punched the mirror. It shattered on impact and cut my hand.

I sucked in my breath sharply and yanked my hand away.

"Okay that was pretty funny." I whirled to my left, seeing a man with blue skin and baggy pants. His black facial hair matched only by the blackness of his eyes.  "Relax, kid. I granted your wish, is all."

"What's going on, Robin Williams?" I accused angrily, getting the being to snort.

"You found my lamp, about eleven years ago and wished to be a part of the Naruto world. My name is Bakuda." I made a face at his response. A blue silhouette of a young boy appeared in the air and in the most disney cute voice you ever heard it said, "I sure wish a super sexy and all powerful genie would send me to the Naruto world where I can be a ninja..."

My eyes narrowed and I looked in the mirror, then back at Bakuda, "Dude, I was like fifteen! I'm an adult now!"

"Actually, you're a preteen again, but... semantics. The point is, I gave you your wish."

"You couldnt have made me Sasuke? He's cooler... and less stupid in the beginning." I complained, then looked down and flexed my fists, this was all too weird.

He shrugged, "I could've made you Sakura?"

I took a step back and put my hands up in shock, "Nonononono! I love Naruto, he's the best!"

Bakuda laughed heartily, "Okay, things you should know. I placed a barrier around your mind that's completely impenetrable to the Yamanaka clan, that also has the added bonus of making you one hundred percent immune to genjutsu. Anyone that tries to read your mind will see the fox in his cage. Since this worlds chakra is derived from spiritual and physical energy, and you have more life experience than the real Naruto had, you have slightly larger reserves than he did. Oh and if you die here, you die for real. Technically you already died."

That was news, "How the hell did I die?"

"Corona virus." He replied simply, and I yelled, "Fucking really? A stupid disease got me?"

"Oh, no. The elderly man that had the Corona virus hit you with his car, you died from impact." The being clarified, then sighed and a watch appeared on his wrist, he looked down at it condescendingly, "Hate to do this, kiddo, but we're gonna have to wrap this up. I got my little juice up from granting your wish, so I should really be goi-,"