GrumpyCat-
Ugh the stupid pink and red hearts EVERYWHERE it makes me want to barf. All I do everyday is watch people eye me down for about 20 minutes and walk off like nothing happened. I like that about humans if you don't do what they want in at least 20 minutes they leave you alone. Today was my worst favorite day ever, Valentine's day. The usual cinnamon scent was gone with a replacement of......... fresh roses? That scent made me know something was going to go wrong.
Crystal-
"Thanks Mum for taking me to the mall." "Your welcome sweetheart." I was so excited to go to the mall especially for the holiday of love. I pointed to a pet store because Mum said if I did all my chores and mailed all my Valentine letters to my relatives, which I did, that I could get a pet. "Okay Crystal don't chose a too active of a pet." "Okay Mum." I say as entering the pet shop as I'm rolling my eyes. The 1st pet that I notice is a cat to the right. It was a grayish cat and just eyed me down like I should go away. I decided to ignore the evil eye it was giving me and decided to pet it.
GrumpyCat-
Uh the bell rings when I see about a 10 year old girl look at me with a twinkle in her eyes. Blah. She comes over to pet me and asks the clerk "Is there a room where you can play with the pets?" Oh no oh no oh no oh no, this person likes me. The clerk repiles with "A yeah there's one in the back" Pointing to the back. The girl said "Okay." As she picked me up and fastwalked over to the pin. Now I really felt like I wanted to barf. She got a mouse tied to a strong, like I'd fall for that. But I.......got. to. get. mouse! Next thing I know I'm going home with a ten year old with no mouse. Hmpf.
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Grumpy Cat's Worst Valentine's Day
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