Steven: I think I'm gonna watch some televised-
*A beam Of light flashes from the warp pad*
Steven: Ooh! The gems must be here
*Garnet, Pearl and Amethyst started running in a panic finding Steven*
Garnet: Steven!
Steven: Over here! What's going on??
Pearl: There is a serious problem in Homeworld and we need to head there quickly
Steven: Uhm what? What is it??
Garnet: We'll explain later
Amethyst: explain what you whore you don't even know what it is
Garnet: I-
Steven: Let me go get my things
*Amethyst pulls Steven to the warp pad*
Steven: BiTcH
The Crystal Sluts Reached Homeworld
Steven : so why are we even here can SOMEONE explain TO ME
Garnet : well I don't know, we got a message from white diamond that something is going wrong in one of her abandoned colonies
Amethyst: Abandoned colony?
Pearl: Yeah if I'm about right it's called Cerberus
Steven: cerba-what
Pearl: nevermind..
*the ground started shaking*
White diamond approached the gems
Pearl: YOUR GONNA BREAK THE GROUND STOP RUNNING HOE
White diamond : WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LONELY PIECE OF-
Steven: guys just stop y'all need some help
Garnet: stop with the games! Why are we here
White diamond : Theres something going on in My Cum Mines! I think it's being disrupted by a gem!
Steven & Amethyst : *chuckles*uhm cum mines???
White diamond: YES MY CUM MINEs! Amethyst: I guess I can say you got a big load of cum
Pearl: uhm..
Garnet: Fine we would check it out BUT if it's nothing white I swear.
White diamond : Please check it out PLEASE
The gems proceed to walk into Pink's legs
Steven: I guess we're going to go to cerberus and check out some cum?? I don't think that's right
Pearl: she means cubic zirconia.. It's just her nickname
Steven: Well let's go!
To be continued
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An Adventure To Cerberus
FanfictionThe Crystal Gems and Steven decided to go visit one of the abandoned white diamond planet colonies. An Unknown Gem would be found and something unexpected would happen, will the gems be victorious? or will it go downhill from there
