The Crystal Gems and Steven decided to go visit one of the abandoned white diamond planet colonies. An Unknown Gem would be found and something unexpected would happen, will the gems be victorious? or will it go downhill from there
The gems are in pinks diamonds ass I mean legs Steven: So does anyone know the way to cerberus cause I clearly haven't been there before Pearl: just keep going that way, if I'm right it's somewhere right behind of Neptune Steven: got it Garnet and Amethyst decide to explore the ship while they control the ship
*Loud Thud* Garnet: did you hear that? Amethyst: you mean your fart? Nice try garnet Garnet: No I'm serious, maybe we should check it out Amethyst: whatever you say garnet, whatever you say A shadow started approaching them Amethyst: GARNET WHATS THAT IM SCARED OMG IM SCARED *The shadow appears to be Connie* Connie: Uhm Hey guys?? Amethyst: AHHHHHHHHHH! OMG IM SO SCARED THATS SO SCARY WTF IS THAT AHHHHHHHH THATS SO UGLY AHHHH IM SCARED AM I IN HELL AHHHHH Garnet: It's just Connie. Amethyst: Oh, she reminded me of a demon for a sec. Garnet: Uhm may I ask why the hell why we're you on homeworld in the first place and IN PINKS SHIP Connie: I was trying to study! I love studying for my university even tho I'm like 14 and I'm suddenly going to University but okay Amethyst: in pinks ship?? Garnet: well let's bring you to Steven. I'm pretty sure he will be happy to see you *they proceed to go back upstairs* Pearl: ITS THAT WAY! That's WHAT ROSE TOLD ME 500000000YEARS AGO Steven: NO ITS THAT WAY! Don't TELL ME WHAT TO DO Pearl: kicks controller Steven: pearl what is this behaviour? Pearl: I'm sorry I kicked it by mistake Steven: You can't kick it by mistake Pearl: Pick it up if it bothers you Steven: No you'll pick it up Pearl: YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO Steven: I can tell you Pearl: YOU DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! Steven: or what? Your going to hit me? Pearl: do you want it? Steven: I don't Pearl: but your asking for it, YOUR DYING FOR IT, get of my back, got it Garnet & Amethyst & Connie: Uhm what's happe- Pearl: Oh nothing! Hi cock! Connie: uhm it's Connie Pearl: okay cock! Steven: Connie what are you doing here! Do you wanna marry me suddenly? Connie: uhm no you fat whore :) Steven: oh Connie: so what are we doing? Steven: well we're going to cerberus to check on whites *whispers softly*cum mines Connie: sorry I couldn't quite here that Steven: cum mines Connie: still can't here that Steven: CUM MINES JEEZ Connie: white diamond can cum? Steven: NO NOT THAT CUM URGHHHH Pearl: well we're here so AHHHHHHH Steven: PEARL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Pearl: WHAT HAVE I DONE? YOUR THE ONE CONTROLLING THE SHIP *The gems crash onto the planet cerberus*
Steven and Connie: ow... The gems: Steven! Steven! are you okay? Connie: what about me- The gems: oh my God I hope your okay Steven omg Steven I'm so sorry Steven Connie: ... Amethyst: So this must be cerberus huh.. Steven: well I expected it to be purple .. But it's really white *A Cubic Zirconia Proceeds*
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*My representation of a cubic zirconia gem mhm I put so much effort into this drawing*
Steven: Who are you? CZ: greeting my diamond CZ: I heard that your presence is required- *poof* Evil laughter : MWAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH Spinel: ITS YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND SPINELLLLLLLLLL Steven: SPINEL WHAT DID YOU DO AND WHY ARE YOU HERE SPINEL: HERE TO KILLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Steven: WHAT I Don't UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED I Thought WE MAde uP SPINEL: hEre In thE gArdEn Let's plAy a GaMe Steven: this crazy whore Gems : I guess we got to whack this bitch once again Spinel: *new weapon*
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Steven: OH NO SHE HAS A BBC SJSJNS Gems: were screwed
