Lovely day readers, today I bring to you the fabulous http_moons.
WELCOME, http_moons!
Please put you hands together for a round of applause! (clap, even if your in the process of hiding a dead body, clap)
Am I on schedule this time? YESSSSSSSS.
ANWAYS, http_moons is the author of two brilliant works:
"Met Him At The Girls Toliet"
Description: you are a 24 years old partying with your friends at a club where suddenly you had an urge to go to the toilet, but you all of the sudden you see PARK JIMIN
What a banger.
and
"C h u u"
Description: stan loona
But today's spotlight will be focused on "Met Him At The Girls Toilet". So, without further ado, let's get to know the creator behind the stories.
Q: Can you provide us with a NAME or pen name?
A: Maybe
Q: When did you become an ARMY?
A: 2016
Q: Who in BTS is your BIAS?
A: Jimin😳
Q: If you had a CLONE, is there anything you would like to DO?
A: Eat
(... eat the CLONE? or like.. eat food and other generally edible items.)
Q: Do you think ALIENS exist? Why?
A: YES BECAUSE TAEHYUNG IS ONE🤡
Q: Are there any other GROUPS you STAN?
A: Loona skz and nct😳
Q: WHAT was your last used EMOJI?
A: 😳
Q: All time FAVORITE song?
A: SO WHAT
Q: CURRENT favorite song?
A: SO WHAT
Q: If you could have any SUPER-POWER, which would it be?
A: The ability to EAT anything and everything WITHOUT gaining weight
The ability to SPEAK and UNDERSTAND in-animate objects.
The ability to LIQUEFY parts of your BODY.
The humdrum ability of FLIGHT.
The ability to DAB without being CRINGE.
Q: WHO or WHAT dragged you into the K-POP hole?
A: My cousin 😔✋
Q: If you were given FIVE MILLION DOLLARS to open a small museum, what kind of MUSEUM would you CREATE?
A: Idk 😳
Q: Are you EXTROVERTED or INTROVERTED?
A: DEFINITELY INTROVERT
Q: WHO or WHAT inspired you to write on Wattpad?
A: MYSELF 😳
Q: What was the FIRST BTS song you listened to?
A: I DONT REMEMBER BUT I THINK IT WAS BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS
Q: Any MESSAGE for your readers?
A: Hola
(we have a winner folks)
SO A BIG THANKS TO HTTPS_MOONS. YOUR STORY IS VERY WACK AND A WILD READ. I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK ON YOUR WATTPAD JOURNEY.
AND BIG SORRY FROM MY INCONSISTENT ASS, I TRULY CANNOT FOLLOW A SCHEDULE FOR THE LIFE OF ME.
THANKS FOR TUNING IN. THIS IS YOUR HOST, HUBERT OF LINTOBEAN, SIGNING OFF.
UNTIL NEXT TIME.
4/4/2020
p.s. STAY SAFE FROM COVID-19. YEET THOSE FEET AND STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE. PLEASE PRAY FOR THE SUPPLY OF TOILET PAPER.
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