Soul Eater Truth or Dare [ON HOLD FOR NOW]

Chugging Time

MUAHAHAHA!!! I finally got my wish >:D I noticed there was a lot of chugging in this chapter, so thats where the title came from XD

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Isabel walked off for a moment, and hid in a dark ominous corner rubbing her hands together diabolically like a fly plotting something evil. This was her process for thinking of her dares, she needed fuel for her twisted thoughts. After sitting there for a few minutes, she emerged, smiling evilly. "Alright, my first dare isn't that bad." She said. "I dare Soul and Red Star to switch shirts." She challenged. Soul and Red Star exchanged glances, then stripped their shirts. Red Star handed his sleeveless red shirt with a black star on it to Soul, and Soul handed his t-shirt with his soul printed on it(the Soul Eater logo) to Red Star. They both slipped on eachother's shirt.

"Now, i dare Ellie to draw on Kids face with lipstick, using only her foot!!!" Isabel said, then threw her head back and laughed evilly. "WHAT?! You turd!!" Ellie lashed, crossing her arms. Kid had just woken up, again, and didn't want to pass out, again. "Lets just get this over with." Kid sighed. "That's what she said." I snickered, then fell over laughing at my own joke. "Wow Sarah, real mature." Maddie and Ellie both said at the same time. "Anyone who thought i couldn't make a 'thats what she said' joke with any sentence was wrong." I said, still laughing. "Like i said, lets just get this over with. The sooner the better." Kid repeated. i was about to say the same thing, but Maddie covered my mouth. "Don't even try." She said. Ellie picked up some lipstick with her toes and started drawing on kids face with it, making it as neat as possible. She finished, and let the lipstick drop from between her toes. Kid looked at himself in the mirror, and went into shock, this time from happiness. "YOU DID IT PERFECTLY SYMMETRICALLY!!!!!" He beamed, and gave Ellie a hug out of sheer happiness. "HAHAHAHA THATS WHAT-" I was cut off by Maddie shoving a pillow in my mouth. I spat it out and wiped my mouth. "What she said..." I murdered to myself.

"I now dare Ellie to drink a whole teaspoon of vinegar!!!" Isabel said, smiling even more evilly. "AWW DAMMIT I HATE VINEGAR!!!!!!" Ellie yelled, stopping her foot. "Good!! Then i picked a good one!!! drink up..." Isabel said, holding out a whole teaspoon of the stuff. Some of it splashed to the ground as she passed the spoon over to her. Ellie scoffed at the liquid, before quickly pouring it into her mouth. She took a step back and spit it all out. "Damn that stuff sucks!!!!" She shouted. "COME ON!! try again!!!" Isabel said, disappointed and a bit angry. Ellie took another try at it, and managed to swallow all of it before downing a whole glass of water. "Blaaa...." She said, shaking her head back and fourth rapidly. "Never make me do that again..." She mumbled.

"Alright, my next dare if for Maka." Isabel said. "I was starting to think i had disappeared from the game..." Maka said, taking a step forward. "Drink two tablespoons of super super hot sauce, with no water afterwards for three whole minutes." Isabel announced. "Its just hot sauce...whats the worst it could do?" Maka wondered out loud, taking a look at the red hot liquid.

-30 seconds later-

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!!! SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!" Maka yelled, face and tongue on fire, running around like some rabid creature fresh from the nut house. She buckled over and puked, then ran around more screaming her ass off. After the three minutes passed, she got a huge drink of water and calmed down again, siting on the couch next to Soul.

"Alright, now Soul." Isabel said. "What am i gonna have to drink? Puke or something?" Soul asked. "Nah, i'm done with that. I've had my fun with liquid for now." Isabel said. "If you had to marry someone in this room, who would it be?" She asked. Soul sweated nervously. "Uh...no one." He said, earning him a Maka Chop. "THAT'S NOT VALID!!!!!!" She yelled. "Fine, alright, alright." Soul said, rubbing his head. His eyes grazed along the girls, thinking it over. 'Hmmm...if i married Tsubaki, that would just be awkward for Black Star and our friendship...and if i married Liz, she would always be afraid...and who the hell knows what she was up to in the streets...Patti needs to chill and take some lessons on how to be cool...Sarah would kill me and be an abusive wife, and not want any kids at all....and probably kill me...wait i already said that....Maddie is alright, but she can be a bit harsh and Sarah would still kill me if i didn't treat her right....I think Ellie still hates me from when i said her and Kid made a cute couple, so that's just a bad start to begin with...' Soul thought to himself. "YOUR OVER THINKING THIS SOUL!!!!!! YOUR BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!! JUST GIVE US A DAMN ANSWER!!!!!" I yelled. "Maka or Isabel!!!" Soul yelled under pressure. "CHOSE!!!!!" i yelled back. "BOTH!!!!" Soul answered, Maka chopped him hard over the head, hard. Probably the hardest chop so far..."YOU IDIOT!!!!" She shouted. "Soul you dog!!!" Black Star said, laughing. I started laughing with him.

Ellie smirked a little, meaning she was up to no good. "Alright, Sarah, its your turn for a dare." She said, tossing a fork from hand to hand. "YES!!!! ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!!" I yelled. "So what is it?" I asked eagerly. "You take a spelling test, and for every word you missspell we hit you with a fork." Ellie said, smiling evilly now. "WHAT?!?!?!!! BUT I SUCK AT SPELLING AND HATE TESTS!!!!" i shouted. "Thats the whole point!!" Ellie said, getting forks for everyone then came back. "I'll give you words to spell, you write them down." She said, getting her fork ready. "Alright, this can't be too hard." i said, getting a pencil ready. "Dog." Ellie said. I wrote down 'Dawg' on the paper. she continued throwing out words, and by the end of it the test looked like this: Dog: Dawg, Cat: Katt, Sarah: Saraph, Blood: Bloud, Guts: Ghutts, and so on. Ellie took the paper from me, and started reading it over. "What the hell...where did all these random letters come from?!? SARAH, there is no J or F in Alaska!!!!!" She yelled. "The only one you got right was Black Star!!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL YOUR OWN NAME RIGHT DUDE!!!!" She shouted, then started whacking me with a fork, along with everyone else.

After they finished whacking me with forks, another dare was placed. Isabel got to her feet. "ALRIGHT, I DARE BLACK STAR TO DRINK HIS WHOLE SECRET STASH OF ALCOHOL!!!!" She yelled. Tsubaki sweat dropped. "Black Star doesn't have a stash of alcohol!" She laughed, smiling. "Uh...yeah, right!" Black Star said. "Oh come on, we all know you do." Maddie said. "Yeah, yeah, i know you're all jealous." He said. I snickered "I'm never jealous of a man who wears a bra!!" I laughed, then fell over from cracking up too hard. "Sorry dude, but i have been waiting to use that one all night." i admitted, still laughing.

-five minutes later-

Black Star came back, with a huge armful of alcohol. "Wow, i didn't know you had this much." Maddie said. "Oh i have more!!!" Black Star yelled grinning, taking off again and came back with another huge armful. "I don't think you can drink all that Black Star..." Maka said. "You underestimate me." he said, smiling as he cracked his knuckles. He popped open a can, and started chugging. "CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!" Me and Isabel cheered. Maddie sweat dropped. "Great, now we're gonna have to deal with a drunk Black Star." She grumbled. After awhile of watching Black Star chug bottle after bottle, me and Isabel both wanted in on the fun. We both started chugging bottles with him, which turned into an unspoken contest on who could drink the most. "Great...now we have to deal with a drunk Black Star, and a drunk Sarah, and a drunk Isabel." Maddie said. "We know how Sarah and Black Star act when they're drunk, but we're in the dark with Isabel." Maka grumbled. Soon, there was nothing left but empty cans. Me and Black Star where sprawled out on a counter top, and Black Star let out a belch. Isabel jumped up on the counter, placing a foot on my back. "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!" She yelled, then laughed like a psychopath and stumbled around, her face slamming into a wall. "NO WAY!!!! I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!" Black Star yelled, getting to his feet, but slipped off the counter top and crashed into the ground with a loud THUD. Maddie face palmed. "We're in for one crazy night..." She said

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Hahahaha, this was one hell of a chapter, probably my favorite so far XD next chapter me, Isabel, and Black Star will still be drunk, so think about that when you place your dares :D