How did y'all meet (mini stories)

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(Beware these are long as fuck mate)

Aries♈- You were walking in your local farmers market and you bumped into Kazakhstan. You guys talked for hours and he asked you for your phone number, so you gave him your number *BAM* you guys are good friends now.(he also takes you on flying trips from time to time usually to get food or to hide from society)

Taurus♉- You met Singapore on Omegle. (Don't ask why) but he somehow found your phone number and where you live(creepy much). After asking him how he knows where you live *BAM with the power of friendship* you guys are friends even tho he breaks into your house and watches you sleep every Monday nights.

Gemini♊- You worked at your local coffee shop in Berlin (it was about closing time) until this tiresome country with the name of Germany decided to barge in. He ordered his usual (dark coffee) then left but being a good citizen he gave you a tip and his number (oooh spicy). You decided to call him, you guys talked for hours and he told you how his father was Third Reich and that scared you so now you guys are mutual friends.
(That was over excessive sorry)

Cancer♋- You were going to a internet cafe in Tokyo, Japan. Once you arrived there you heard some type of moaning sound coming from one of the rooms, being the curious person you are you decided to investigate that room. You decided to lean on the door to get a better listen of what the sound was (all a sudden) the door opened and you landed on a person with cat ears. After getting up all embarrassed and stuff you guys introduced (NOW YOU KNOW HER NAME WAS JAPAN) knowing how japan is she invited you to come in and watch hentai/yaoi with her, so now you guys are Anime porn buddies( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (that was somewhat detailed -o-)

Leo♌- You went out to go vineyard because they were doing free wine tasting (heck YES). After tasting that good wine some random person tapped on your shoulder *when you looked over* they were wearing pretty fashionable clothes (except for that baguette purse). She said you had great taste in wine so she invited you to her house, you accepted of course because its free wine dudes. When you arrived at her house she basically told you her life story, like how she and the United Kingdom met and her four kids. (now your good friends and wine tasting buddies)

Virgo♍- You got an ad that there was this new Mexican restaurant that was opening today and to come eat BLAH BLAH BLAH so being the person you are you booked it to the restaurant. When you arrived there was this long ass line so you waited for at least two hours. When it was your turn to order you decided to get carne asada tacos (which are good ass tacos). *17 minutes later* this little short man who had the Mexican flag as his face who was wearing a waiters suit gave you your order and left BUT he decided to watch you eat from the counter so he can see your reaction. The tacos were very mouthwatering and you shoved them down your throat with one big gulp. He said he loved your expression and you complimented him as well *BOOM* you have a friend that is willing to make you food.

Libra♎- It was 2 in the morning and you were taking a little walk at the park and right as you were passing the pond you heard someone crying near the pond ( being the good person you are you went to ask them why they were crying and who they were). He told you his name was Poland and that he almost got kidnapped from a man named Reichtangle (tall tree man) and that he had no where to hide from him. You comforted him and said he could hide at your place so now you are the protector of that cute little bean.

Scorpio♏- You worked at Mcdonalds since you were poor and in need of money. While you were at the Cash Register some Bulky Man who had the American flag as his face ordered 63 big macs and 2 large drinks, you gulped and got his order ready about *1 century later* you finally got his order. Being a nosy person you asked him why he ordered that much and all he said was that he was quote on quote "hungry". He offered you a hamburger (wow that's a first) you gladly accepted, you told him about how your parents died in a car crash and you lived in a studio apartment. He gave you some extra money and his number in case you need some things. (i guess your friends now)

Sagittarius♐- You were a waitress at a bar in Moscow (you weren't paid enough sadly). A group of men decide to come into the bar and treat you like shit (ouch), while a tall man with an Ushanka was watching you in the corner of the bar. The harassment was bad like they would catcall you and make you clean their mess even to the point that they were groping your ass (gross). Russia wasn't having it so he decided to confront these BITCHES and beat the living shit outta them (there were reported 4 dead bodies rip) . After that fiasco he comforted you and made sure you were ok, damn he even walked you home. He started to visit the bar more frequently he even took Finland or germany with him to the bar just so he can talk to you. *KACHOW you have a Russian friend* (>^< that was rushed my bad)

Capricorn♑- Your mother was invited by the UK to attend a tea party (How fancy🗿) knowing your rich mum she forces you to wear a suit/dress to the tea party. Once you arrive you were greeted by the British guards, they escorted you to the garden where the tea party was located. (Since Imma make you clumsy) you bumped into someone with a monocle(weird glasses) and a top hat. Your mom screeched since you just bumped into the UK, you quickly help him up and apologize atleat 20 times, all he says that it was an "accident" (my my). Your mom was scolding you for bumping into the UK and for not having propper manners so the UK offers to teach you how to be a proper person (coughs) there goes your summer vacation but hey at least you'll be good friends with the Uk🗿

Aquarius♒- (OMG BTS) you and your friend got two tickets to a BTS concert in south Korea (WOOOH). When you arrived there (oh it was packed with people) you and your friend managed to get to the front of the crowd (Go you). While you guys were screaming and flinging your arms out in the air you slapped someone's phone out of their hands (game over) you look over to see who's phone it was and there were to people who had the flags of (North and South korea) one was death glaring you but it seemed like he was forced to wear a BTS sweatshirt (I had to lol) the other one was cheery and smiley. You grabbed the phone from the floor and gave it to Sk and you gave him some money since his screen protector was ruined. For half of the time you and him were talking about kpop and stuff so in the end you and him made a bts fan account on Instagram. *Sorry for anyone who doesn't like kpop :(*

Pisces♓- You owned a little restaurant in Venice Italy (it was quite a popular restaurant). You decided to make your grandma's Cannoli recipe, it took a few hours but your fresh batch of cannoli was ready to be eaten (by me). You heard the bell ring from the front door so your rushed towards the counter to see who it was and it was Italy (by the way Italy is your local customer so you two were just acquaintances) he saw the cannoli and with delight he asked for two cannoli's and a cup of coffee which you gladly gave him. You watched him as he ate the cannoli(not in a creepy way), his face was filled with a watery delight (yay). You asked for his opinion since you wanted to be flustered by your food, he said that it reminded him of when his father (fascist Italy) used to make Cannoli (he's dead now yikes). You gave him a free copy of the recipe(how nice), he thanked you with a hug and he even invited you to eat one of his Italian delicacies with him. *with the power of Italian food you guys are best buds*

(Bruh these are like mini stories WTF) Bloody hell Im so sorry for the long ass paragraphs I try not to go into full detail but I always get carried away with stuff💀
Also sorry if I have grammar errors this was kinda rushed 👉👈

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