Idiot
"My dog is an awesome fashion adviser. Every time I ask him what I look like in my clothes, he says "WOW!""
Miji
"You've a dog?"
"I love dogs!"
Idiot
"No I don't but I'll get one and name her Miji!"
Miji
"Creeeeepy"
Idiot
"That was a joke! Chill!"
"Well did you at least smile?"
Miji
"No not really..."
"I mean I don't even know if I would agree with the dog."
Idiot
"You can find out, If you guess who I am"
Miji
"How should I know? I just know 2 things about you"
Idiot
"Two?!"
Miji
"Yes... You're in Mr. Hwangs lessons and your jokes are lame"
Idiot
"(╥_╥)"
"That second fact won't help you!"
Miji
"So you admit that your jokes are lame?"
Idiot
"No! My jokes are great! I love my jokes!"
Miji
"But no one else do"
Idiot
"But! Joshua likes my jokes"
Miji
"So you're a friend of Joshua"
"Interesting!"
Idiot
"No?"
"He's my brother"
Miji
"But Joshua hasn't got a brother"
Idiot
"How do you know?!"
"Do you like him?!"
Miji
"No? Well he's nice and all that stuff but I don't have a crush on him"
"We had a project once together"
Idiot
"That one from Mrs. Seong?"
Miji
"How do you know? You're in her classes too?"
Idiot
"Yes I was"
Miji
"Who's your teacher now?"
Idiot
"I won't tell you"
Miji
"Why? are you insecure?"
Idiot
"Hell no! I'm the sexiest man alive!"
Miji
"I'll be the judge for that"
Idiot
"If you disagree with me, I will take you personally to the ophthalmologist"
Miji
"Thanks that is very important to me. What if everything is right with my eyes and you just don't look good in my eyes"
Idiot
"Then I'll put my eyes in your head"
Miji
"Disgusting"
"Pray that you look good"
"I really don't want to have your eyes"
Idiot
"But my eyes are really charming"
"You'd look good with them"
Miji
"May we switch the topic? It's getting weird"
Idiot
"Sure everything my Miji wants"
Miji
"Your Miji? Since when do I belong to you?"
Idiot
"I'm sorry, my cat ran over my keyboard"
Miji
"Sureee"
"Whats the name of your cat?"
Idiot
"Why should I tell you?"
Miji
"So I can ask Joshua who has a cat called XY"
Idiot
"XY?"
"Who names his cat XY?"
Miji
"Seems like you didn't pay attention in Mrs. Seongs lesson"
"XY is a variable. You can replace it with anything. Even with a cat name"
Idiot
"But what do cats have to do with math?"
Miji
"Seriously? It's late. I'm going to bed"
Idiot
"Come onnnn"
Miji
"I have no brain cells left for it. Now let me sleep"
Idiot
"Okay, Okay... Good night"
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Anonymous ~ W.JH
Fanfiction"If I'm annoying... Why do you text me then?" "I want to see you smile again" "Okay..." "I'll block you" "Bye Creep" "Wait! Miji!" "Don't Block me" "Im not a creep!" "Then tell me your name" "I can't. It's a secret" ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ starte...
