Google Translate Explains Minecraft Story Mode

Google Translate Tries To Explain Above and Beyond

A/N: Hey guys! Have you ever found yourself wondering: "What would happen if someone ran a plot synopsis for a Minecraft Story Mode episode through several layers of Google Translate?" No? Just me? Okay. I searched the internet to see if someone had already taken Minecraft Story Mode through layers of Google Translate, but there was sadly nothing. So I decided I would just do it myself. Prepare yourselves for a very weird interpretation of Above and Beyond, where everyone is extremely out of character and nothing makes sense. (The original text is in bold and you'll find the translated text below it and not in bold.)

Jesse, Petra, Jack, Binta, and Lluna enter Beacontown in secret through the mines.

Josie, Peter, Raj, Benita, and Lana hide in the Secret Beach Village.

Once there, they find that Beacontown has changed immensely since Jesse left, with Romeo (as Jesse) having set up a dictatorship. Jesse and her friends notice that Romeo has also installed a giant, floating tower above town.

There has been no change since Justin left Beacontown. Most people know that I support dictatorship. Jessie and her friends reach the top of the water tower above the city of Romeo tower.

The group decides that this tower contains the "Primary Terminal" mentioned in Fred's diary. While approaching it they suddenly find "Jesse," Stella, Axel, and Olivia wandering the streets, discussing "Jesse's" self-centered upcoming convention, JesseCon.

The team decided that Fred's tower was a huge building. While he was young and surfing, he found the unexpected: Stella and her eyes meet Selene and Oli, and they suddenly see Jack falling into the convention.

Olivia and Axel express their desire to leave Beacontown, but Romeo threatens them and destroys Champion City as an example.

Olivia and Alicia want to bankrupt, while Romeo threatens the city with elections. Destroy!

Horrified at these events, the real Jesse's group grabs Axel and Olivia. Jesse tells them of their journey so far, once the seven arrive at Jack's shop- now vandalized and looted.

Amazed by these events, Jesse's real band travels with Sally and Ally. When the seven arrived at Jack's closet, they collapsed and were killed.

The group searches the building for useful items left behind, and Jesse comes across a pair of elytra wings that had been hidden away. Suddenly, the group is surprised by the return of Nurm and Ivor, the latter having freed the former from the Sunshine Institute.

The building searches the building for the remaining wealth. Jesse finds covert elliptical wings. When the group suddenly returns and returns to Nora and Ivy, the group is released from the Sunlight Company.

Jesse then forms a plan to sneak herself, Jack, and Petra up to the tower, making use of the elytra wings to fly up to it.

Jesse looked up at the sky and went to the tower by herself. Jack and Peter plan to steal ultra feathers to climb it.

Jesse's plan is successful, but while approaching the top of the tower, the three friends are confronted by the New Ocelots, consisting of Lukas and a large amount of Romeo's prisoners in Beacontown.

Jesse will succeed, the New Ocelots have weaknesses, a number of prisoners are on three large friends, and Luke and Beacontown-Romeo are near the top of the tower.

Jesse has to convince them that she is the genuine Jesse, and upon doing so, the Ocelots agree to accompany her to the top to rid Romeo of his powers. Unfortunately, upon arriving, the group is confronted by "Jesse." The real Jesse decides she will attempt to talk to him.