Going Insane

Dirsa: Skip time and be 13.

I sat in math staring at the board. After I had a good pokerface moment I went back to drawing. A crazy looking cat with a wide, toothy grin. Naming it, Neomi, I put it away after my teacher yells at me to for the 5th time today. A few kids snicker but I just turned and flipped them off. Of course the teacher saw it and said, "How would you like to go to the principals office?"

I thought of the South Park sceine where Cartman gets the same threat and he says, "How would you like to suck my balls? Mr. Garason." I started to laugh my crazy ass laugh. My teacher backed away from my desk and suddered. And me being me, I took my chance and got up. Still laughing, I slowly walk outside of the room, clicking my nails on every dest I pass. Scared the shit out of some shortys.

Im 5'11" so many people are short to me. And that just makes me more powerful.