When I was around zero years old I pooped for the first time. It was wet, my dead mother used to always tell me it was a living nightmare. But, it's poop so it CAN'T be that bad.
Anyways, I had a wedgie so I went to fix it from the inside. I got poop all over my hands and mixed it into my cheerios on accident cause I started playing with my food. My mom screamed from across the room and slapped the bowl out of my hands! I still don't know why she was being so dramatic...
You've made it this far so you're probably wondering how I got banana in my name. First of all, it's a banana. Second, the poop shaped banana. And third the poop inside my banana.
I'll tell you about that now. So, I was five years old. It was July 22, 2008 and I went to eat a banana. I opened it and it looked normal but I bit into it and it tasted weird at first, but then it tasted like a magical diarrhea explosion!!! It was amazing, gourmet, exquisite, so many words to describe how great this taste was! I've never tasted anything like it! This might sound weird but you have to try it!!!
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