Eli: I mean, it was good, it wasn't great.
Iro: Hey Nina.
(Nina punches Iro in the stomach)
Iro: What the fuck?
Nina: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful.
Iro: What the fuck are you talking about?
Nina: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Eli: See ya! (leaves)
Iro: I'm not pregnant.
Nina: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Iro: I was never pregnant, Nina!
Nina: Are... you sure?
Iro: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Elle: I'm sorry, but why is everybody yelling over here?
Nina: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
(Elle punches Iro in the stomach)
Iro: Aw motherfucker!
Elle: I know that we have had our differences in the past. But I cannot stand idly by and let you rocking a fetus fannypack.
Iro: I'm not... pregnant...
Elle: Oh, well I just assumed—
Nina: Well yeah it does make the most sense.
Iro: uuugh- * falls over*
