Audition 6

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Firestar: Hey! It's Crookedstar! Howzit?

Crookedstar: Great. Just great.

Firestar: Man if only a WindClan leader were here, we'd have a leader or former leader from all four clans!

Onestar: I'm here

Firestar: where?

Onestar: I'm in the audience

Firestar: Why aren't you auditioning?

Onestar: Because I was 31st in line to audition. And by the way, why is there a kittypet on the cover of this book?

Firestar: That's Bernie. We're paying him to be our mascot.

Onestar: When did you hire him?

Firestar: 2 minutes ago

Onestar: Was he in line to audition?

Firestar: Nope

Onestar: YOU MEAN I CAMPED OUT ALL NIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS BUILDING TO TRY AND GET AN AUDITION AND I WAS NEXT IN LINE AND YOU HIRE A KITTYPET WHO WASNT EVEN IN LINE AT ALL? I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MASCOT!

Firestar: But Bernie is a cute little kit. You're...not

Onestar: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM NOT CUTE!?!

Crookedstar: Ahem.

Firestar: Sorry Crookedstar.

Crookedstar: I will be doing a backflip.

Tigerstar: Amuse us.

Crookedstar: *Does amazing frontflip*

Firestar: That was a front flip.

Crookedstar: *Does amazing cartwheel*

Sandstorm: Umm that was a cartwheel

Crookedstar: Sorry guys I'm nervous... *Does amazing back hand spring*

(All judges hit x)

Tigerstar: Get atta here CHEERLEADER!

Crookedstar: You shouldn't talk! I beat you up in that battle in the WindClan camp!

Tigerstar: Did not!

Crookedstar: Did too!

Tigerstar: You SO didn't

Crookedstar: ok then I'll do it now! *charges Tigerstar and knocks him over*

(Firestar and Sandstorm tick)

Firestar: And you shall move on for that fine takedown of Tigerstar!

Crookedstar: Yippee!

Tigerstar: Wait, so he gets to do it AGAIN later?

Firestar: Yep!

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