Firestar: Hey! It's Crookedstar! Howzit?
Crookedstar: Great. Just great.
Firestar: Man if only a WindClan leader were here, we'd have a leader or former leader from all four clans!
Onestar: I'm here
Firestar: where?
Onestar: I'm in the audience
Firestar: Why aren't you auditioning?
Onestar: Because I was 31st in line to audition. And by the way, why is there a kittypet on the cover of this book?
Firestar: That's Bernie. We're paying him to be our mascot.
Onestar: When did you hire him?
Firestar: 2 minutes ago
Onestar: Was he in line to audition?
Firestar: Nope
Onestar: YOU MEAN I CAMPED OUT ALL NIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS BUILDING TO TRY AND GET AN AUDITION AND I WAS NEXT IN LINE AND YOU HIRE A KITTYPET WHO WASNT EVEN IN LINE AT ALL? I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MASCOT!
Firestar: But Bernie is a cute little kit. You're...not
Onestar: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM NOT CUTE!?!
Crookedstar: Ahem.
Firestar: Sorry Crookedstar.
Crookedstar: I will be doing a backflip.
Tigerstar: Amuse us.
Crookedstar: *Does amazing frontflip*
Firestar: That was a front flip.
Crookedstar: *Does amazing cartwheel*
Sandstorm: Umm that was a cartwheel
Crookedstar: Sorry guys I'm nervous... *Does amazing back hand spring*
(All judges hit x)
Tigerstar: Get atta here CHEERLEADER!
Crookedstar: You shouldn't talk! I beat you up in that battle in the WindClan camp!
Tigerstar: Did not!
Crookedstar: Did too!
Tigerstar: You SO didn't
Crookedstar: ok then I'll do it now! *charges Tigerstar and knocks him over*
(Firestar and Sandstorm tick)
Firestar: And you shall move on for that fine takedown of Tigerstar!
Crookedstar: Yippee!
Tigerstar: Wait, so he gets to do it AGAIN later?
Firestar: Yep!
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Warrior cats got talent
FanfictionSeason 1 of Warrior cats got talent! Still in progress! If you want your OC in this just comment, or comment if you want to suggest a cat from the series. 30 total auditions, but if your OC/suggestion doesn't get in the auditions this time, try a...