Percy Jackson Meme Compilation

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Favorite Colors?

Leo: Wow, someone's running out of questions.

Frank: I feel like I'm in Pre-K when I answer questions like this one.

Hazel: What's Pre-K?

Annabeth: Preschool. It's for 3-4 year olds. The 'K' stands for Kindergarten.

Percy: Cause even before ACTUAL school you go to preschool to prepare you for Kindergarten.

Hazel: I sense some resentment on Percy's part.

Leo: Her spidey-senses are tingling!

Annabeth: Say 'spidey' again and I'll make you lose your sense of sight.

Leo: Did she just inadvertently threaten to stab my eyes out? Knowing her she did.

Percy: Pre-K sucked. I was always the last one picked to play, teachers hated me, a Cyclops broke my arm, AND THEY ALWAYS TOOK MY DAM BLUE FINGER PAINT!

Jason: Ok, his color is blue, I'll be yellow, no idea why. I'd say sky blue but I'd be a copycat.

Piper: I love all colors.

Leo: Red.

Frank: Green or purple.

Hazel: Purple for Rome? Or gold...

Annabeth: Gray, Lavender, or Sea Green.

Percy: Her favorite is the last one.

Annabeth: You wish.

Percy: It's ok, I like Gray second best.

Annabeth: 2nd? So I like gray first and green second.

Percy: Whatever floats your boat sweetheart.

Leo: Ooooooh! We're sweetheart now are we?

Annabeth: it was condescension dummy.

Leo: Condescension? Isn't that what forms on water?

Percy: That's condensation idiot.... HOLY APOLLO'S RED COWS, I JUST SOUNDED LIKE WISE GIRL!

Annabeth: I've trained you well.

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