Your mom!

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Bigtitti:
Katsuki's sleeping and I'm bored
Someone come round!

Hardboi:
Sorry (y/n) but I'm busy at the
Gym

Lightningdaddy:
Me and sero are having a shot contest

Alienqueen:
Me Jirou Momo and Toru are in the
Mall sorry!

Sonic:
Me, Ururaka and Tsu are studying
Sorry (y/n)

Broccoli:
I'll come round!

Bigtitti:
Really! I'll send you the address!

Broccoli:
No need we're neighbors!

Broccoli:
I'm here!

Bigtitti:
Is the door open? Katsuki has a
Death grip on me...

Broccoli:
It's locked :(

Broccoli:
Oh yeah there's a spare key!

Hardboi:
You know that bakubro is gonna kill
You?

Hardboi:
Also when did you start calling bakubro
Katsuki?

Bigtitti:
Since he's seen me naked a n d
Decided to put his head in my chest
While we're cuddling..

Broccoli:
Can confirm this...

Bigtitti:
OMFG HE WOKE UP HALF ASLEEP
SAID 'I smell loser..' GOT UP TO SEE
MIDORIYA AND YELLED AT HIM
FOR A SOLID FIVE MINUTES!

Bigdickpower:
WHY THE FUCK IS HE HERE

Bigdickpower:
STOP HIDING IN THE BATHROOM
AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

Bigtitti:
KATSUKI CALM DOWN!!

Broccoli:
IM SORRY (y/n) INVITED ME
ROUND!!

Bigdickpower:
WHY WOULD YOU INVITE HIM
ROUND!!??

Bigtitti:
YOU WERE ASLEEP AND I WAS BORED

Bigtitti:
I ASKED IF ANYONE WANT TO COME
OVER AND HE WAS THE ONLY ONE
FREE!!

Bigdickpower:
WHY DIDNT YOU WAKE ME UP?!

Bigtitti:
You looked cute..

Bigdickpower:
Well come cuddle me again...

Bigtitti:
For getting angry at midoriya I might
Just cuddle him instead :)

Broccoli:
Yes please ;)

Bigdickpower:
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I
WANT CUDDLES DONT GIVE THEM
TO THE DAMN NERD!

Bigtitti:
Ya know what? Midoriya should we go
To yours so we don't have an angry
Pomeranian on our case?

Broccoli:
Sure! Let's go then!

Bigdickpower:
Oh no your not!

Bigtitti:
Update: katsuki grabbed me by my WAIST
which h u r t! Then slammed the door
On midoriya so that we're separated?!

Bigtitti:
Its like Romeo and Juliet :'(

Broccoli:
I'm afraid that we'll never be able to
Be together and express our love!

Bigdickpower:
FUCK NO

Bigdickpower:
Come back and cuddle me!

Bigtitti:
Help me I literally can't escape his
House...

Bigdickpower:
That's the whole point come
Oooooon

Bigtitti:
But like Izu-kun 🥺

Bigdickpower:
BuT lIkE IzU- Ugh stfu I'm better
Than that damn broccoli!

Broccoli:
I don't mind as long as kachan
Doesn't hurt (Y/N) tbh...

Bigtitti:
Yeah don't hurt me kachan!

Bigtitti has left the chat

Bigdickpower:
SHE FUCKING RAN AWAY FROM
ME AND I CANT FIND HER

Bigtitti:
Hey kirishima back me up will ya?!

Hardboi:
Already climbing through his window!

Bigdickpower:
WTF WHEN DID YOU GET BACK AND
WHY IS KIRISHIMA HERE

Hardboi:
Omfg I can hear his footsteps how
Angry is he?...

Bigtitti:
He thinks I'm in love with Izuku...

Bigdickpower:
WAIT SO YOUR NOT?!

Bigtitti:
NO IT WAS A JOKE NOW STOP
TRYING TO KILL ME AND KIRI

Hardboi:
Yeah bro that's not manly!

Bigdickpower:
If you tell me where you are no one gets hurt..

Bigtitti:
.......

Hardboi:
NO SHSHSHSHS

Bigtitti:
We're in the spare room...

Bigdickpower:
HAHA COME OUT THEN OR
I BLAST THE DOOR IN!

Hardboi:
Oh shit who's that?...

Bigtitti:
Omg mitsuki save us please!

Bigdickpower:
Shit.....

Hardboi:
I REPEAT who is that?!

Bigtitti:
His mom!

Bigdickpower has left the chat

Hardboi:
Aha let's go see her!

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