Only my friends r gonna get the joke

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So this is gonna take some explaining

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So this is gonna take some explaining.

I was in French class at school and we were learning how to say we play some sports. We were supposed to say 'I play ball', but I saw an egg. And, OUT OF NOWHERE, I'm like 'Je joue egg.', which means 'I play egg.' Me and my friend laughed our asses off at that comment and it's been a running gag in our friend group ever since. We even wrote a poem about it, we're idiots -v- 

It goes,

J'ai egg

Je mange egg

Pourquoi? Parce que j'aime egg

Je n'aime pas le sport, mais

Je joue egg


Je suis egg

Je m'appelle egg

Dans mon kit de survie,

Il y a egg

Je n'aime pas le sport, mais

Je joue egg

For you peeps who don't know their French and do Spanish or something instead, here's a translation.

I have egg,

I eat egg,

Why? Because I like egg!

I don't like sports, but

I play egg!


I am egg

My name is Egg,

In my survival kit,

there is egg.

I don't like sports, but

I play egg!

You know, I've typed in the word egg so many times it doesn't seem like an actual word..

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