Narrator: Once Upon a Time There Was a Handsome Prince, But He Had Been Enchanted By a Fearful Curse That Can Be Only Broken By Love's First Kiss., He Was Locked Away In a Castle Guarded By a Fearful Fire Breathing Half-HumanHalf-Dragon Girl, Many Brave Princesses Had Tried To Free Him From That Dreadful Prison But None Pervile, He Waited At The Half-Human Half-Dragon Girl's Keep At The Highest Room Of The Tallest Tower Until He Is Rescued By His True Love And True Love's First Kiss.
*Suddenly a Hand Came And Rip The Page Out*
?: *Chuckles* Oh, Like That's Ever Going To Happen. *Closes Her Book* Oh What a Loud Of — *Toilet Flushes* *The Girl Came Out Of Her Outhouse*
Somebody Once Told Me That The World's Gonna Roll, Me, I Ain't The Toughest Tool In The Shed
*The Teenage Fourteen Year Old Girl Was Yawning And Took The Toliet Paper Out Of Her Shoe*
She Was Looking Dumb When She Put a Finger And a Thumb Of An "L" On Her Forehead.
*The Girl Then Sigh And Left Her Outhouse* *The Girl Then Grabbed The Bucket To Collect Mud For Her Mud Shower*
Hira Reland ("Shrek")
Movie By: HiraReland
Cast By: Me.
Well, The Years Go Coming And They Won't Stop Coming, Bet To The Rules, My Ears Are All Ringing, It Didn't Make Sense Not To Live For Fun, You're Brain Gets Smart But You're Head Gets Dumb
*The Girl Put The Bucket On The Branch, Took Her Clothes Off And Pull On The Rope And The Mud Falls On Her* The Girl: Why Is It Always So Cold?!
So Much To Do So Much To See So What's Wrong With Taking The Backstreets? You'll Never Know If You Don't Go, You'll Never Shine If You Don't Glow
*The Girl Put The Mud In Her Mouth Then She Spit It Back Out* *The Mud Says Terra Strong as Hira Reland* *The Girl Grabbing The Worm And Put It On The Stick, Using Them As a Toothpaste And Toothbrush, Then She Started To Brush Her Teeth With Them*
Hey Now You're An All Stars, Get You're Game On, Go Play, Hey Now You're A Rockstar, Get You're Show On Get Paid, All Glitters Are Gold, Only Shooting Stars Break The Mold
*The Girl Look At Herself At The Mirror And Smiles At Herself, The Mirror Breaks* *When The Mirror Broke, There Are Words Behind It Saying Patton Oswalt as HirokoDiman* *When The Girl Jumps Inside The Swamp Lake, She Farted And The Fishes Died, She Thought About It For a Moment Then Smirk To Herself Then Grabbed The Dead Fish* *The Swamp Lake Had a Word Saying Ryan Potter as Hiro Hamada* *The Girl (Now Fully Clothed) Was Pushing Something To The Ground* *The Girl Grabbed The Snail And The Worms Made a Word Saying Rebecca Black as Ashley Jameson* *The Girl Then Was Painting Something, When She Was Done She Pick It Up And Kissed It* *She Then Place It On Front Of Her Swamp Showing It Is Her Own Face*
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*Meanwhile There Were Angry Mobs Wanting To Kill The Girl And The Rest of Her Kind For Money, They Made a Plan And Now They Were Off To Kill The Girl* *Meanwhile Back To The Girl, She Was Eating Eyeballs* *The Angry Mobs Then Broke The Sigh* *The Girl Heard It And Check It Out And Saw The Angry Mobs* The Girl: It's Time To Scare Them, Again. *The Angry Mobs Went Ahead And Found The Girl's Swamp, Unknowingly To Them Is That The Girl Is Secretly Following Them*
Only Shooting Stars Break The Mold....
*Man #1 Move The Leaf So That They Can See* Man #1: I Think He's In There. Man #2: Alright — Let's Get Him! Man #1: Whoa, Hold On, Do You Know What That Thing Can Do To You?
(A/N: Oh Yeah I Forgot To Mention That Hira's Species Is a Human With The Ability To Use Superpowers, So Humans Find This As a Threat To Humankind)
Man #3: They'll Use They're Super Strength To Grind You're Bones For Bread
The Girl: *Chuckles* Well Actually That Would Be a Giant. *The Angry Mobs Gasp At The Girl's Appearance* The Girl: Now Humans With Special Abilities, Oh They're Much Worse, They'll Kill Every Humankind They See Man #4: NO! The Girl: They'll Eat Humankind Raw, Have They're Skin Shave Off, Squeeze The Jelly From They're Eyes! Actually That Sounds Good On Toasts. *The Girl Moves Away As The Flames Almost Set Her On Fire* Man #2: Back, Back Monster, Back! I Warned You! *However The Girl Calmly Lick Her Palm And Touched The Torch And It Went Out* *The Angry Mobs Gasp At That* Man #2: Right. *Drops His Torch* *The Girl Then Roars At Them Four Times They Scream Four Times As Well* *Silence* The Girl: this is the part where you run away. *The Angry Mobs Ran Away From The Girl And Left Her Swamp* The Girl: Ha Ha Ha, And STAY OUT! Hmm? *Picks Up The Wanted Poster* "Wanted: Fairytale Creatures, Magical Ponies And Humans With Strange Powers". *Sighs* *The Girl Threw The Wanted Poster Away*
