Why Not?

Monday December 1 2014

Hi peoples.
So, I have a funny story to tell you.
One of my squad members was away and me and my other squad member found her binder randomly. So, we looked in it and there's a meal plan in it for a health project. On the paper, it's like
It's 9:58 a.m. You're hungry, cold, but even more hungry. After 20 minutes of lying in bed, you convince yourself to get up. Your coffee machine starts running making you sigh in defeat.
You make the recipe.
Now you're sitting at your kitchen table, thanking yourself for finding this recipe while looking forward to lunch.
So, that was that. It was funny. It's not a story about hating mornings and thanking yourself, it's a meal plan. Me and my other squad member were laughing so hard. So, hi squad member who wasn't there. That was a funny thing for us to find.
The funniest story is something to do with a tangerine.
I had a tangerine, and it was the end of the day and I wanted to eat it once I got out of school. I was packing up my bag, and I'm holding the tangerine and I need a free hand, so I shove the tangerine in my back pocket. I show my friend because it looks funny, and we start laughing. We're all like "this is how you get the guys. Put a tangerine in your back pocket, and guys will be like 'hey, what's that?' And you'll be like 'it's a tangerine. Wanna eat it? My hands are full. Get it out of my pocket.' And he will touch your butt." So we died of laughter. And then u put it in my coat pocket and the little stem thing was sticking out. It was really weird looking and funny. This day is so funny.
And we also were making fun of Voldemort.
Wow. That was a funny day.