A Very Creature Christmas (DISAPPOINTMENT)

Day 1: Secret Santa week 1

"Alright guys, is everyone's gift under the tree?" Jordan asks the gang of merry youtubers in front of him. Behind the cat-loving leader, stands a small Christmas tree, decorated with red, gold, and silver baubles. 

Under the miniature evergreen lies 8 gifts, some wrapped in polar bear paper, while a few are  wrapped in newspaper and electrical tape. The tree is the only festive thing in the almost empty conference room.

The well known group of creatures all nod or say "yes". Smiling, Jordan asks "okay, so who wants to open their gift first?"

Kevin, a handsome young member of the crew, yells out "I'll do it!" Excitement is evident in his voice, as this will be the first time he has had Christmas with the friends he's held so dear.

As he jumps up to claim his first of 3 weekly gifts, one of his closest friends, James yells out "be careful not to get a fleshlight!" With this statement, the room erupts in laughter as Jordan's face turns a bright shade of red.

An angry Aleks yells out "Guys, shut up about that, you know it was an accident, I wouldn't actually get Jordan a fleshlight!" 

The room erupts in even more laughter, Kevin, finally finding the present with his name on it, makes his way back to his seat; located at the edge of the table next to Dexter.

The British youtuber has a puzzled face "wait, Aleks actually bought Jordan a sex toy?" A smirk replaces his previously confused look.

"I didn't mean too, I bought it off of E-bay and the person selling it made a typo, it said 'Penis Flashlight'." Aleks hurries out, trying with all his might to prove he didn't actually buy a sex toy for his 'boss'.

"Why would a penis flashlight be any better" Kevin asks, trying to hide small snickers under his breath, failing as his deep laughter is carried around the room.

"I thought it would be funny!" Aleks yells, covering his tomato red face. This brings forth another wave of laughter.

Everyone that was present for Christmas last year remembers Jordan's face when he opened the box. Aleks had foolishly wrapped the box as it was, not checking to make sure the content was correct. Monica was in the room at the time and let's just say, Aleks had a lot of explaining to do.

After everyone had calmed down, Dan had suggested everyone opened their gifts at the same time, as they were running thin on time, and only had a few hours before James and Kevin were going to stream.

The joy and amusement that filled everyone's voice as they opened their anonymous gifts filled the room, lighting up every dull crevice and corner.

Wrapping paper littered the ground and only one present remained under the tree, a medium sized box, covered in plain red paper with the tag attached to a blue ribbon. Around the tag, written in black ink was a messy scrawl spelling out 'Spencer'.

James was holding his gift in his hands, trying to figure out how it worked, it was shaped a bit like a pear but it was a deep purple, a long key chain attached through a hook on the top. on the machine was a series of buttons; about 8 in total.

He had been pushing the buttons, but nothing had been happening, Jordan had gone to fetch some batteries, to see if that would solve the problem.

Dan had been given a set of 24 AA batteries, some of which had to be used for James' device, as Jordan had no luck finding some in the office.

Seamus received a hot pink beanie with the words 'hot blonde babe' with an arrow pointing downwards drawn on in white paint. Seamus, to say the least, will most likely not be wearing the hat for a while.

Dexter opened up a 'British harmonica' which was basically a normal harmonica with the British flag printed on it, Dex tried for the next half hour to play the retched instrument, but no matter how he played it, the sound always stayed the same, a loud pained screech.

Kevin got two stuffed animals, if you could even call them 'animals'. In reality they were stuffed versions of enlarged sexually transmitted diseases. With over 20 to collect how could one possibly resist there demonic cuteness. Kevin started off his collection with 'Chlamydia' and 'HPV'.

Jordan, amusingly got an old Cat Stevens, CD labeled 'The Very Best of Cat Stevens (2000)'. Apparently someone decided to take the man's favorite animal and find an artist with the same name.

After 15 minutes James finally got his machine working, he pushed one of the buttons and a very loud "YOU BROKE THE RULES" echoed throughout the room, everyone stopped what they were doing and stared wide-eyed at the famous youtuber.

Jordan spoke out "cool, you got your own sound byte chain!" The realization broke through everyone's mind, and a broad smile etched its way onto James' face.

Throughout the rest of the time that The Creatures fiddled around and opened their gifts, James was playing around with his key chain, spewing out iconic phrases such as "You little shit" and "I'm gonna do a Gay Tony".

The last Creature to open their gift was Aleks, inside his oddly shaped package was a pool blow up toy. the toy featured two parts, a small pool, and a slide, both meant for a child around the age of three.

"What the fuck am i supposed to do with this?" he asks his laughing friends.

"Blow it up and put it in your office or something" Jordan smirks, grabbing the child toys out of Aleks' hands and opening up the package.

"Is this revenge on me for getting you a fleshlight last year?" Aleks asks Jordan, who has taken his red hat off to fix his messy hair.

"nope, kinda wished i had gotten you this year though" he smirks; Aleks shoots daggers at the older male.

This continues until James and Kevin get up to stream, Seamus leaves the room shortly after. Aleks gets up once Seamus leaves, he gathers up his presents and exits the door, but not before flipping off the boss of the group.

Dan and Dex stay behind to pick up the wrapping, they leave Spencers gift where it is, hoping to give it to him, once he feels better.

A/N Yes, i'm doing this, will i fail... probably, but for now enjoy the up to date creature office fanfic/advent calander thingie... Cheers c: