armys: DADDY
jungkook: excuse me do I look like-
bts: YESnamjoon: for the last time, it's called cauliflower, and not ghost broccoli
jungkook: I know what I've seenyoongi: there was a kid napping at school
hoseok: THERE WAS A KIDNAPPING AT SCHOOL?!
yoongi: woah it's ok he woke uphoseok: [to jungkook] what's your favourite colour?
jungkook: Tae
jungkook: wait what was the question?jungkook: I've waited 50 years for this
namjoon: you're 22
junkook: I've waited 50 years for this.