jungwoo was swiping some fat rolls, and he thought to himself "wow, these lazy fat shits should use the self checkout cos im knackered." when he looked up and saw byun baekhyun, he looked fat as fuck jungwoo thought.
as baekhyun for his shreddies and his white bread at the till, jungwoo says "you're fat as fuck lose some weight you obese whale". baekhyun is immediately enraged and pounces over the till to bang jungwoos head on to the till, jungwoo snaps his arm and baekhyun collapses on the floor.
baekhyun opens his eyes, he's at the hospital. a man stood there still wearing his asda fit, he immediately thought, "who is this fittie and why has he got a box of fox biscuits". it was kim jungwoo, the former asda cashier. baekhyun spoke in a soft tone, "aren't you the chuu wink who broke my fucking arm?". jungwoo nodded and handed over the scrumptious biccies. "this is a sorry for breaking your arm, it cost me my job so i hope you're happy".
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baekhyun sat up in his hospital bed (his arm is still broken), and said "you could live at my house with me b but you'll have to help me with making super noodles n that cos i only have one arm i can't even type with one hand". jungwoo was delighted with this offer because he was no longer under a roof, asda just about paid his rent, he was skinny lanky because he had no money for food, only pork sausages.
after baekhyun had secured a cast on his arm and was discharged, he got a taxi for him and jungwoo to head for his flat. jungwoo apologised for breaking his arm once again and baekhyun went "you should be you fat twink", they arrived at his flat and went inside.
