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Ohhhhhh

Dashing through the snow 

On a pair of broken skis!

I think I broke my knees!

Sailing through these trees

The snow is turning red 

I think I might be dead

I woke up in the hospital 

With stitches in my head!

Ohhh!

911, 911

Someone call the cops!

911, 911

Before my heart stops!

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