Ohhhhhh
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis!
I think I broke my knees!
Sailing through these trees
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
I woke up in the hospital
With stitches in my head!
Ohhh!
911, 911
Someone call the cops!
911, 911
Before my heart stops!
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Joke Book!!
RandomThis is a Joke Book. These jokes are not original. So a big shout out to the people that have the brains to think of these jokes. Warning there will be alot of typo's