Babygirl, you're so cute

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"I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU, YOU LITTLE AESAEKKIS! COME BACK SO I CAN RIP YOUR HEADS OFF!"

This, was a bad idea.

•Eight minutes ago•

Jeongguk and Moon walked up the stairs quietly. They slowly open the door to Taehyung's room and walked up to the bed. Moon slowly slid under the covers beside him. He shifted a bit. Then Jeongguk began to lay his enormous body on Taehyung. Tae began to fully wake up now. At first he wasn't sure why he felt so heavy but once it occurred to him that Jeongguk was laying on top of him, he simply smiled. Turning his head to Moon he mouthed, "Watch this."

Curious, Moon watched as Taehyung's hands slowly crept up to Jeongguk's nipples. Jeongguk, not understanding the more innocent half of this action, started blushing.
"Hyung, not in front of MJ."
Taehyung smirked, and grabbed Jeongguk's nipples, making his eyes widen. Jeongguk realized too late what was about to happen and before he could object, Taehyung twisted his nipples. Moon-Jae flinched and covered her chest.

"Jesus-fucking-Christ!"
"Get off whore."
"Only if you shut up bitch."
"Fine."

Jeongguk rolled off Taehyung looking extremely hurt. Taehyung flashed him the finger. Then he turned to Moon. She didn't really have big boobs like other girls, kinda flat chested actually. Tae didn't care, it was cute. He. reached out and moved her hands and said, "Chill, I'd never do that to you." She sighed with relief. He pulled her into a hug. She wrapped her arms around his tors- he is not wearing a shirt. She tried pulling her arms back but Taehyung stopped her. "Stop it," she whined. He chuckled and JK, who was watching laughed too. "You wanna touch, doll?" Taehyung asked seductively. MJ's face lit up, a bright pink glow. He laughed again.

"We're going to wake up Yoongi-hyung, you wanna help?"

Taehyung turned his attention to Jeongguk. "You've lost it right? Remember what happened the last time?" Jeongguk shuddered. "Yeah, but this time we have Moon-Jae. He would dare hurt her." Tae shrugged. "Yeah well, he's definitely going to hurt us."

"Trust me, none of you will get hurt."

They looked at Moonjae. "Let's do it."

•Now•

"BAD IDEA! BAAD IDEA GUYS!" Jeongguk yelled as the three ran down the hall. They had gotten as far as waking Yoongi up and he almost let it slide. BUT once he saw it was six in the morning all chances of forgiveness stepped out the window. They bolt to the bathroom. Taehyung hastily locks the door. "Why the fuck did I agree to this?" he says breathlessly. Yoongi pounds on the door. "Let me in brats and you'll get off easy." Immediately Jeongguk reaches for the lock.

"Moony, when I open the door, you go out first, okay?" She looks at Jeongguk and nods. He opens the door and when it opens, a royally pissed off Yoongi is standing there. Moon walks up to him, wrapping her arms around him.

She brings out the kitty eyes.
"Oppa, we're sorry for waking you up, please don't hurt us." Yoongi freezes and the boys don't just look shocked. They look straight up scandalized. Yoongi never freezes. Like, ever. But here he is, blushing, acting like his feet got glued to the floor.  "I-I u-uhm, i-it's f-fine...uh f-fine, kid." Taehyung and Jeongguk join the hug. Yoongi looks down at her. He sighs.

He never stood a chance.

And amusement creeps up on him. So he laughs.

"Little bitch," he says as he picks her up. They all walk down stairs. Talking, laughing. They sit in the living room. Moon isn't really talking, she's busied herself with Taehyung's tattoos. They're mostly floral but he has some quotes. Tae looks at his phone and smiles at MJ. "Jimin will be here soon." She returns his smile as he rubs her ear. "I hope he likes me."