kakanaru Is it a crime to love you?

Advice

(Naruto POV)

"can you give me some advice uber-brows?" I look at Gai-sensei with a hopeful gaze. "what do you need advice on Naruto" Gai-sensei asks, looking fired up for some reason. "I-I need l-love advice," I say blushing a lot. "AH, THE YOUTHFUL POWER OF LOVE," Gai-sensei says, looking like he's going to say an entire speech. what did I get myself into? -_- I think to myself. Moments later, Gai-sensei starts rambling about Love and other shit so I attempt to listen closely but when he says "You're gonna get pregnant and I'm going to be an uncle!!" I turn completely red and yell at him "that's not advice! that's just a statement!!!"

(Kakashi's POV) 

I read my book while walking through the village then all of a sudden I hear Gai's loud ass voice then Naruto's voice. "hm, I wonder what's going on" I say to myself. I follow the sound of yelling and then I see Gai and Naruto talking. They looked like they were close to each other talking. I start to get really jealous and I try and fight the urge to go over there and pull Naruto away from Gai but I just sit on a branch watching, making sure nothing happens. I start cursing to myself, getting more jealous by the second. Naruto and Gai were laughing and Gai was yelling while posing for some reason. I fidget a lot, wondering what they're talking about. After what felt like forever, Gai disappears into thin air and Naruto makes his way back to the village, so I stand up and disappear in thin air. 

(3rd person POV)

Naruto is super happy and thankful for Gai-sensei's help. "hehe I can't wait to tell Kakashi" Naruto smiles to himself skipping to Kakashi's house. Kakashi's house comes into view but all of a sudden, Naruto feels a sharp impact on his neck and Naruto blacks out. "that was easier than expected" smirks a sound ninja that goes by the name, Zaku Abumi. Another sound ninja called Kin Tsuchi sighs and says "well just be thankful that we don't have to fight the brat." "yea true," Zaku says, picking up Naruto's unconscious body. "this village's defense sucks, we accomplished the jinchuriki mission in broad daylight, in a crowd!" growls the third sound ninja, Dosu Kinuta. "let's just get this jinchuriki brat and go," Zaku says. The other two sound ninja nod and they all disappear into thin air, taking Naruto with them.

A/N hey guys :D so I got this idea from thelonelysenju911. did I do a good job? I hope it was good :D welp anyway baiii see y'all in the next chapter mwahaha :D