Best Friends Texts

Freshmen, Nerds, Crushes, He, and French Toast

Dylan: Wake up sleeping ugly.
Valley: what time is it?
Dylan: You're holding your phone. Check it.
Valley: 7.45 why are u up already?
Dylan: Mom's goin out of town. She's leaving in 10 or 15
Valley: owh. well, I'll pick you up in 25 minutes
Dylan: Want some french toast?
Valley: your cooking?
Dylan: Like seriously no. My mom.
Valley: I thought she's leaving
Dylan: In a few...
Valley: then yes. Say hi to her for me
Dylan: Sure thing.
Valley: I just remembered something
Dylan: What?
Valley: it's orientation day!

*A.N. for those who doesn't know, orientation day is when all the freshmen has to do whatever the seniors told them to do, but like minor crazy stuff, like wear hello kitty glasses, and use at least 20 bows in your hair to school, that kind of stuff*
Dylan: So?
Valley: we get to prank the freshmens, duh. I gtg.
Dylan: Typical you. Yea sure.

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Valley: I'm going out of the house, rn.
Dylan: Kay, be fast. Toast getting cold....
Valley: are you trying to get me into an accident?
Dylan: Maybe.

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Dylan rose to meet his friend, with a plate of steaming french toast in his right hand. He was wearing a white tee, a beanie, dark jeans, and his loyal black backpack. He sat in the passenger seat beside his best friend who is dresssed in, as usual, a modest attire. Blue t-shirt, light makeup, worn out jeans and converse. Somehow she rocked that bad girl look, without a) leather jackets, b) heavy mascara, and c) black set of clothes. Well, obviously her jet black hair helped score a point, but... whatever.

"Took you long enough... here, special from my mom. Made with love."

"Thanks."

"Seriously though. What took you so long?"

"Had a fight with my sis."

"Which one?"

"The older one. She was wearing short skirts and makeup to school."

"What?"

"Yeah."

"Can you not do that?"

"What?"

"Talking while chewing. That is gross."

"Hey, fatty, I am the one driving. So shut up."

"Just don't."

"Well then, don't look at me."

2 minutes later

"Are you done eating?"

"Yes."

"Then, drive me to school, peasant."

"Just to remind you, this is my car. I repeat MY car."

"Shut up and drive. We're gonna be late."

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Valley: hey. Found any girl yet? :p
Dylan: I think I just met my crush...
Valley: oh my god oh my god, tell me, where are you now?
Dylan: The hall. Come over, hurry
Valley: *walking faster*
Dylan: Don't come near me.
Valley: wow. Ouch, Dylan...
Dylan: No. He is here.
Valley: he? Who- oh.
Dylan: Look, I'll show you. That girl, short, brunette, pink sweater.
Valley: *looks around frantically*
Valley: *dramatically pauses* *eyes wide*
Valley: oh god, you've got yourself a nerd? It just has to be A NERD?
Dylan: She's not bad...
Valley: bye. we are done here.

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