Pranks

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Calum “Sir, will you please exit the vehicle?” The police officer said in a stern voice. Calum stepped out of the car and you winked at the police man, happy to see he is going along with your plan. “Sir, I would like you to breath into this device.” He said, taking out a Breathalyzer. Calum breathed out and the police man looked at the number. “Sir, you seem to have a positive in drugs. I’m going to have to search your vehicle. Mam, please exit the vehicle.” You stepped out and walked over to Calum in handcuffs. “How did I test positive? I’ve been with you the entire time. You would have seen me.” He said, anger and nervousness in his voice. You both looked over to see the policeman pull out a little bag with white powder. “What the fuck is that?” Calum said, his voice rising. “This is cocaine, sir. I will have to put you both under arrest for possession of illegal drugs and driving under the influence with drugs.” He put both of you in the back seat and Calum was pissed to say the least. The policeman drove to the station where a familiar car was parked. You both were taken in a put in a cell. After about ten minutes of quiet, you were both taken into interrogation. “I hope you both know that these drugs are dangerous.” He said, eyeing Calum. “Those aren’t ours. I have no idea how they got in the car.” Calum said, looking over at you for support. “Well, I’m gonna let you go because you just got pranked.” The policeman screamed at Calum. You got up from your seat and laughed until you fell on the floor. You got up and looked at Calum. He was stared blankly at the wall. You went up behind him and hugged him. “You got me real good.” He said, tears in his eyes from the aftershock of panic. “I know I did. That was perfect. And it is all on video.” You said, turning around to the camera. “I think I shit my pants.” He said, picking you up and hugging you tightly. “Ugh, gross. Take care of personal hygiene.” “Hey, it was your fault.”

Luke 

“Look, all you have to do is make him come in here and have him think that something important is going on. Can you do that?” You asked Calum, making sure he knew what to do. “Yes, I can make him believe anything. He is very gullible.” He said, patting your shoulder. You prepared yourself and him under the dressing room counter making sure you weren’t visible. You heard footsteps coming down the hall a couple of minutes later. You heard the door crack and the face of Calum appeared. He brought Luke in and turned on the light. He made Luke take a seat on the couch and talked for a good 5 minutes. You were getting anxious as Calum wasn’t doing what was planned. Finally as planned, the lights went out and Luke being the big baby he is, started to worry. You went out from the counter and walked behind Luke while he was looking the other way. You made your move and jumped onto his back, him falling down in the process. You screamed as loud as you could to make sure you got him good. He laid face first in a star shape on the floor when he let a loud groan, knowing what happened. “You got me real good (Y/N). I hope you enjoyed that.” While lying down, you were dying laughing. Along with a crying Calum from laughter. “Yes! I got you.” You stood up and threw your hands in the air. Luke turned around and looked up at the ceiling. “I think I peed a little guys.”

Ashton

 “(Y/N), where is my passport?” Ashton screamed from your bedroom. “I don’t know. Have you looked for it?” Truth is, you wanted to teach Ashton a lesson for pranking you the last time. You always pranked each other, but he pushed it too far the last time. “Do you have it somewhere?” He asked, making his way down the stairs to you. “Why would I have it? It is your passport, not mine.” You said in all seriousness. “This isn’t some joke. I really need it. I have to leave tomorrow.” He said, searching the kitchen. “I know it is not a joke, okay? I don’t have it.” You said, walking up the stairs as casually as you could. You ran to your room and hide the passport in a safe place. You heard footsteps and ran to the bathroom to look casual. “Are you sure you haven’t seen it?” He asked all serious. “100% percent.” “Dang it.” He said, lying face down on the bed. When he fell, he put his hands under his pillow. Feeling around, he took out his passport and smirked, knowing what you did. “Hey babe, I found my passport.” He said, looking at you from there. “Oh, did you. What did I tell you? So you didn’t look all around the house.” You asked innocently. “I swore I checked here.” He said with a hint of sarcasm. “Well, let’s just be happy you found it.” You smiled, cuddling into him. The next morning at the airport was filled with goodbyes and all sappy. When Ashton hugged you, he whispered, “I know that you put it under there. I saw you do it.” He kissed you goodbye while you stood there bummed about the trickery you planned.

Michael 

“Can we please go get something to eat?” You asked, leaning against Michael. You had asked about 20 times to go somewhere but he didn’t move. “Not until I finish this round. How many times must I tell you?” He said. “Fine.” You got up and walked out the door and went down the street to Panda Express. His loss. While you were out, you went to a GameStop and picked up a broken Xbox so that you could get your revenge on him later. Once home, you ran upstairs to hide the box and casually walked down the stairs. Not surprised, you walked to see him in the same spot he was before. “Okay, time for bed.” You said, him pausing the game and turning around. “Who says it is time to go to bed? I do what I want.” He said being sassy. “You can finish it in the morning. “Fine.” He said, trudging up the stairs. When the clock struck 12, you took out the box and headed for the TV. You switched it out and the plan was set. The next morning, you made breakfast and headed for the living room. You sat down and started to argue with Michael about his gaming. “You have got to stop. I can’t be with you if you can stop playing your stupid games.” You said, faking your anger. “Why can’t you just understand that I want to do something I love.” He said, his voice getting deeper. You walked off the couch and took the Xbox in your hands. You threw it to the ground and saw him break. He walked over to you and fell on his knees. “Why would you do that?” He said, looking up at you with tears. You got down to his level and took him in your arms. “I did that because I’m pranking you.” You saw his face light up with the fact that his system was still alive. “You have got to be shitting me.” He got up and walked outside and fell to the ground, laughing his ass off. “I really do hate you

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