Jeno - me!?

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Y/n pregnant

Y/n : I think I'm pregnant

Jeno *shock * : ehhh!?

Y/n : why you shock?

Jeno: I made it?

Y/n : yes your sperm!

Jeno : when?

Y/n : the day I shout "DADDY!"

Jeno: ouh damn I miss that day but me?!

Y/n : YES YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHO TOOK MY VIRGIN

jeno : that my jobs

Y/n : you not ready right? *sigh *

Jeno: im- because

Y/n : BECAUSE YOUR PRECIOUS MOTHERFUCKER CANT COOK FOR YOU WHEN SHE PREGNANT

jeno : I don't mean- but me!?

Y/n : huh yes you lee jeno YOU YOU YOU

jeno : actually I'm happy hiks*tears and hugs y/n

Y/n : jeno junior this is why I love your father

Jeno ; y/n ! Omg your ar not calling me daddy anymore

Y/n ; no no you still daddy but now we have son-

Jeno : me !?

y/n : YES FUCKBOY !

Y/n giving birth

Doctor: your wife inside

Jeno : ya I know

Doctor: what ar u doing here?

Jeno : I'm still thinking

Doctor : what?

Jeno : me ? I made jeno junior?

Doctor: no wonder your wife ask u to not allowed you come inside

Jeno : but-

Doctor : u should ready if this happens because you not wearing protection

Jeno : because haechan said—

Doctor : I hope you the only one ask for tips from friends

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