Mr. Textman | the beauty of cell phones

pick up ya phone

❀ bold — y/n
normal — kenma ✿

call from: loml

thank you for calling chili's how
can I help you?

yes, uuuuuh I'll have 2 number 9s,
a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Will that be all ma'am?

yes.

One cholesterol monster and a large coke coming right up.

dial tone. . .

call from: aaaah zabkenma

real shit I'm going to murk someone.

wait. that's illegal.

like, you read the screenshots I sent
you right?

yeah, and they pissed me right the hell off. sis u should have blocked his ass
stat.

i know. i just— i just can't bring
myself to do it. I keep thinking
'what if he's changed and won't
leave you high and dry like last time?'

y/n, you know that is not the
case.

no I don't. he re—

no. he only texted you because
he found you pretty. that is not
the kind of dumb bitch you
wanna settle for.

kenma

I'm serious y/n.

what if he really has changed?

fucking really, y/n?
you're going to forgive him
just like that?

yes? no. I don't know kenma.
you know we have a lot of history.
you know what we did together.
about our promise.

he made it very clear he was fine
going back on his word.

besides, he's not even trying to
contact the rest of us. bitch is trying
to isolate you. again.

hmmmm. i hate this.

y/n, you know what you have to
do.

do I kenma? because I feel like
we're having two separate conversations.

and my brain is saying 'lol don't
play yourself sis.' but my caveman
heart is going uwu.

he's only been back in your life
for a few hours. wait a few more
weeks too see if he's really changed.
then you can drink the koolaid.

yeah. . . fuck kenma, how did you
become so wise in the ways of boy
drama?

one, I am a boy human myself.

you say, as if you're an alien trying
to blend in.

fuck off, y/n. and two. I'm constantly
dealing with boy drama. who do you
think deals with kuroo when he isn't
bothering you?

i just thought he held it inside him
until he exploded into a disgusting
ball off of suffering.

no. he screams at me until you answer him.

it's only because he likes you.

ha. as if.

boy if you don't open your gotdamn
eyes I will be forced to see them open.

graphic and uncalled for.

aw hell, I gotta go sis.

we didn't even get to talk long

and what we did talk about was a
hot mess. that discussion 100%
nowhere near over.

which one? tetsu crushing on you or
the one about trashcan?

fucking whore.

the one about oikawa.

you're the only one in denial
kozume.

I'm pushing you off a bridge next
time I see you.

whatever. goodbye, I love you.

bye sis, love you too.