Many Dekus?!?! (Rewriting)

Kill Yourself

Tsuku pressed the button to show Izuku on a stage with a piano. "Izuku is a musician?" Momo asked "yes and no, like I told you he is a comedian but instead of telling jokes, he sings them, I guess" Tsuku.

"Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only I was anybody else at all"

"The lyrics sound very depressing, kero" Tsuyu said. Tsuku just shrugged.

"They like to kick you when times get rough
And you give your all but it's not enough"

Most of them did know that feeling, it happens to everyone after all.

"And sticks and stones might break your bones
But words can break your heart"

"But if you don't know where to go
I'll show you where to start"

"Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute"

All of them choked on air. They didn't expect that , especially not from Izuku.

"You'll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it"

Everyone was silent, they doing know what to say after hearing that.

"Kill yourself, really you should do it
There's really nothing to it
Just grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid"

"Okay, now
...
I feel like you pulled back"

"OF COURSE WE WILL, YOU FUCKING NERD" Bakugo yelled.

"Maybe it's on account of the fact that I'm telling you to kill yourself over and over again"

"I'm just trying to make a simple point
That these.. that life's toughest problems don't have simple answers"

"They don't have simple answers, but that doesn't mean you should give up, you just need to go PLUS ULTRA!!!" Mic yell out and everyone yelled 'plus ultra' back.

"You shouldn't just be brave
You shouldn't just roar
You shouldn't kill yourself"

"You're giving mixed signals" Shinso said.

"But I understand that
It's a sensitive subject and you're probably just hearing me say that
And I've dealt with s-- I don't wanna be insen-- look"

"Was he going to to say that he dealt with suicide?" Momo said aghasted.

"I sound unempathetic
I sound mean and rude
Suicide is an epidemic
And I don't want to be misconstrued"

"Signs of depression go overlooked
So if you're depressed
Then you need to book a therapy session
Talk about your depression
And let a professional hear it"

All of the teachers agreed, "if any of you need help you can talk to Hound Dog" Aizawa said to the students.

"But if you search for moral wisdom in Katy Perry's lyrics, then..."
"Kill yourself, it won't be painful"

"Back to this message I see" Shinso said as he laughed, he's into dark humor.

"If you are able
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
There's a trigger, pull it
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet"

"He's naming ways to kill yourself" Todoroki pointed out.

"Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross
Hold your breath 'til it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be gay in Iran
Let Oprah sit on your face"

"Now that just mean and rude" Ashido said as Shinso wheezed.

"Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
Break into the zoo
Give a tiger a shove
Eat a Phillips head screw
Marry Courtney Love"

"Who is Courtney Loves ND why is bad to marry her" Momo questioned. "I don't know but this is now my favorite song" Shinso said between laughing.

"The next universe will be...um...not suited for Eri and Kota." Tsuku said as she picked up the two kids and put them in the other room again. "Now I'm scared" Uraraka said.

I hope you enjoyed( •﹏•) please let me know if there are any grammar mistakes.

The next chapter will be DHMIS 1. If you have any requests please comment.

I planing on one of universes to be Buzzed Unsolved, but I don't know who should be who and what episode it will be, so that's on hold.