Black Widow ~Karma x oc~

Chapter 4: Shopping

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"FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND HOLY IN THIS WORLD WOULD YOU SHUT UP!" I screamed.

I realized that it was my phone and I still needed a new alarm clock. I also realized how lucky people are that I'm not there neighbor. I mean, they would wake up every morning to me yelling at the top of my lungs. With that aside I went to my closet to get my uniform in my closet when I saw I still had a hole in the door. Well I'm going to have to go to Ikea after school to get a new alarm clock and a door.

~Time skip to when she's at school~

I go to my seat and put my head down. Then Koro-sensei walks in with some blond on his arm. I looked up and saw Irina Jelabitch. Her real name is Jelavic but she is really a bitch so that's what I call her. She said she was here to teach us English but I'm pretty sure she's just here to kill the octopus. She is acting so fake almost all of the students now it too. Koro-sensei doesn't notice because of her boobs.

~Time skip to P.E.~

We were outside playing a game when Jelabitch came running out asking Koro-sensei for some Vietnamese Coffee. When he left Jelabitch started showing her true colors. After she was done telling the students to call her Miss Jelavic.

I walked up to her and said," How life been treating ya Jelabitch?"

The students quietly laugh. She looked at me up and down and said," I TOLD YOU IT'S JELAVIC!"I laughed and asked,

" Awww! You don't remember me Jelabitch?" She looked really pissed and yelled,

" WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BRAT?"

" My real name is a secret, but you probably know me as Black Widow."

She looked shocked but then said, "No way Black Widow is a kid."

I then tackled her and put a real dagger to her throat and said in a deadly voice, "You wanna rethink that?" I got up and walked into the classroom and fell asleep.

~Time skip to after the shed thing because somehow she sleep through it all.~

I woke up to being poked in the face. I opened my eyes and saw Bakabane. Then he said," How did you sleep through all of that?"

"What?" I asked confused.

Then he explained what happened and how Jelabitch failed. I laughed and then remembered that I had to buy a door and an alarm clock. I jumped out the window because it was closer than the door. I ran down the mountain and went to IKEA. When I got there I felt like someone was following me. I turned into an empty aisle and turned around.

The person that was following me was a boy from my class. I forgot his name. It was something like Myhaira? Maehair? I have no idea because I usually just sleep in class.

I stared at him and asked," Do you need something?"

He just kept on staring at me. It was getting creepy so I started to walk away. Then he said,"Oh umm can I have have your number?" I face palmed.

He followed me all the way here just to ask for my number. I just started walking away from him because ain't nobody got time for that. Then he ran after me, got on his knees, and started begging for my number. People were staring at us and I was annoyed.

I said," Go away Maehair."

He looked at me like I had just killed a baby panda. I thought this whole situation was weird and walked away. After I got my door and clock I decided to got to the mall.

I then heard," Hey Widow-Chan!" I looked around and saw bakabane walking towards me.

"What do you want bakabane?" I asked.

"Can't a guy be friendly?" He said.

"Guys like you could never be friendly." I replied.

"No Widow-Chan I'm so hurt you would say that~" He said playfully.

I scoffed and said whatever. I began walking away and he followed.I went to a store got some clothes and turned to bakabane.

I stuffed them in his arms and said," If you're going to follow me make yourself useful and carry my bags."

As we were walking around I spotted Victoria's secret. I walked in and Karma tried to follow me but I pushed him out and told him to wait.

"Aw I wanted to go in with you." He said with a smirk.

I slapped the back of his head. I walked in, got the stuff, walked out and stuffed the bag in his arms. We went to a couple more stores and by the end of this Bakabane's arms probably hurt. We walked to my house and he put them in my room and left.

I flopped on the bed and said, "What a day."