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News report: Welcome to the morning oh there is a girl who's falling down in 90 feet building 

Ethiopia: who might that idiot

* Nigeria jump off A 90 feet balcony*

Nigeria: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY

South Africa: Is our Idiot  

Egypt: How come She get to jump off from A 90 feet building 

Chad: Yeah it's not fair 

Palestine: mom can I do that too

Algeria: no dear 

South Africa: wait is she going to die 

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Egypt: so let us set her funeral

*  The family nod*

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* But she ends up surviving but a lot of surgery now they are in a hospital room*

Chad: how are you still alive child should you be dead by now 

Nigeria: meh god save me 

Chad: you literally jump 90 feet building you sure you ok 

Egypt: we wasted half of our time to work on your funeral but you still fucking Alive 

Palestine: what fucking 

Nigeria: .......you so dead 

Algeria: Egypt..............

Egypt: y-yes m-mom 

Algeria: Can we talk outside now 

Egypt: O-ok 

* Nigeria give Egypt LOL look*

Ethiopia: You guy know summer is almost over right

Nigeria: and?

Ethiopia: You going to start your first high school 

Nigeria: oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HIGH SCHOOL AM GOING TO DIE 

South Africa:  Stop overreacting High school is going to be fine 

Nigeria: That Easy for you  to say is going your last year in high school 

South Africa: I know 

Chad: This is going to suck 

Nigeria: someone agrees with me 

Ethiopia: Can I speak you all move to a different kind of school an-

Nigeria/South Africa/Chad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ethiopia: Shush Let me finish and you can all scream 

Ethiopia: We going to get the school stuff and we all move so you can take the bus to school 

Nigeria/South Africa/Chad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Palestine: why did that scream daddy 

Ethiopia: because they're overreacting 

Palestine: oh can I scream 

Ethiopia: why

Palestine: because they do it 

Ethiopia: no just no 



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