Bnha texting (comedy)

Who dis bitch?

Author added its corona time, Katy Perry, broccoli boi, (etc.)

Its corona time: what is this shit-

Broccoli boi: sis who iz you?

Its corona time: its Fuckin' God to you.

Broccoli boi: excuse me bitch-

Its corona time: bow down to me peasants.

Katy perry: i dont even know who the hell you are. @itscoronatime

Its corona time: my name is katsuki bakugo. The fuckin snaCC of the decade thank you 😙✌️

Katy Perry: wait bakugo? Its me todoroki.

Its corona time: you expect me to know who tf you are when ur name is damn katy perry.

Broccoli boi: wow what a coincidence, it me! Midoriya! Izuku Midoriya!

It corona time: we know, so shut your ass up hoe-

TenyaI: why hello, no cursing bakugo!

Invisible man 2.0: hi guys!

Kermit: so this is like a online class?

Its corona time: quarantine be like-

Kermit: bakugo? Weird I thought you'd be out there killing people then texting here since we are 'extras'

Its corona time: we stan suicide kermit

This is the shit i watch on yt (yes this is what i watch)

Kermit: what the heck-

Kermit: I- im scared 😟

Its corona time: better be bitch. Cuz this gon' become 0-100 real soon-

Kermit: bakugo i don't understand this type of language your really speaking. Like what is the meaning of 'stan' ?

Its corona time: I-

Its corona time: ayt ayt, imma just YEET myself outta here like-

Katy perry: may you please stop texting? My notifications keep on ringing, im trying to sleep.

Its corona time: lmao his notifications went BING BONG

Pikachu: lmao imma go to memory land and be forgotten-

Its corona time: a lowkey live scene of me forgetting my homework like-

Broccoli boi: KACCHAN!? YOU FORGOT HOMEWORK!?

its corona time: yeah cuz like school be like hittin' me in the face.

Broccoli boi: i choked and im now coughing.

Its corona time: *cardi b enters chat* CORONA VIRUS

Cum shooter 3000: AHAHHAAHHA

Broccoli boi: what is a cum shooter 3000?

Its corona time: I- um, no-

Broccoli boi: what is it?

Pikachu: o-O

Broccoli boi: what?

Its corona time: *jesus has left the chat*

Broccoli boi: what is going on?

Its corona time: who pledge's to secure this young child's pure innocence?

Rock hard: I do

Pikachu: me

Flex tape: I do

Cum shooter: i started this so i shall end it! I DO

Its corona time: so do i. Now Mina... do the honors...

Broccoli boi: what is going on?

Katy perry: nothing sweetie ,nothing-

Its corona time: be ready guys.

All (except deku ofc): 3.. 2.. 1!!

Cum shooter 3000 has changed her name to alien

Its corona time: it has been done everyone.

alien: I DID IT GUYS I DID IT!

Rock hard: CONGRATULATIONS!

Pikachu: THIS REQUIRES A CELEBRATION!

flex tape: YES

Katy perry: WE SHALL PRAISE OUR LORD!

Broccoli boi: i dont know what's happening ;-;

Katy perry: mmm what is that smell~

Its corona time: i made soba, to celebrate the beginning of the 'protect @brocoliboi's innocents' mission!

Katy perry: GIVE IT TO ME DADDY-

its corona time: its downstairs! Hurry!

Broccoli boi: thank you? Anyway- LETS EAT IT

Rock hard: ok lets eat my babe's sobaaaa

Its corona time: HURRY

Alien: comin'-

Its corona time: T H A T S W H A T S H E S A I D

Alien: LMAO-

flex tape: R 18 WARNING

Katy perry: its fine we are all gonna fuck each other in the end anyways!

Its corona time: tru dat-

PLEASE READ ( SO YOU WILL UNDERSTAND MORE)
Ok this is the end of this chapter! I hope that you enjoyed it. So like imma eat my instant noodles- anyways. This actually has some inappropriate shit so like yeah, and as i said in the description it involves ALL SHIPS like tododeku, kiribaku, todobaku, bakudeku, kamijirou- you know what i mean. And yes their attitudes are diff. This is a fanfic after all. So no hate ok?
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