New Wedding old problems

Making new memories

Roger was in the kitchen making spaghetti sauce when he heard the door, He than cleaned his hands and walked to answer the door.

"Hi Laine, Is this your mother?"Roger asked confused by how happy they look

"Yep meet my mother Chlamydia, Mommy this is my soon-to-be husband Roger"Laine happily introduced them

"Hi, Nice to meet you"Roger greeted her awkwardly

"Hey Dad is dinner ready?"Cylde asked as him and Cartman walked downstairs

"Um..Yeah and also meet your grandmother"Roger said

"My grandmother died!"Cartman wined

"Stop saying that"Cylde muttered as they walked to the kitchen with Chlamydia following them

"Woe I was hoping you guys make up but I didn't think you would make up so quick and then bring her here"Roger said

"I know I know I should have called first but we had a heart-to-heart and I really feel like I finally have the mother I always wanted"Laine gushed

"Well I'm happy for you, speaking of mothers I probably should call mine"Roger muttered to himself

They walked in the kitchen together and all had spaghetti dinner.

"So Grandma Chlamydia where do you work?"Cylde asked sweetly

"I own a small pet shop in Arizona, I grew to love animals unconditionally"Chlamydia sighed happily

"Cool, so Grandma chlamydia have you actually had chlamydia before?"Cartman asked

"Eric!"Laine growled

"No no I get it I've been picked on for my name for years to come and no I've never had chlamydia"Chlamydia answered jokingly

"Oh cool...mom had Chlamydia remember"Cartman said to her

"Yes,I remember having Chlamydia"Laine said rolling her eyes

As they continued talking Roger just kept looking at Chlamydia and memorizing her face.

He feels like he had met her before, That they have talked before but he couldn't put his finger on it and to be perfectly honest he had no idea how he would know her.

Laine and her entire family lived in southern Wisconsin until she was like 20 when her and her father move to Colorado. He didn't know her in her 20s and even if he did her mom wouldn't have been around he had no idea how he could ever had met her.

But somehow he couldn't help but have this awful thing in the back of his head saying that they have met and he had a twisted stomach as if something bad was going to happen.

After dinner and the boys went to bed

"Okay mom, I'll see you tomorrow for bridesmaid dresses pickings"Laine cheered

"Me too baby, I'll be at my hotel and I'll meet you at the mall"Chlamydia smiled

"Where are you staying?"Roger asked

"Oh I don't have a lot of money so I just rented a motel 10"Chlamydia answered

"I'm sorry don't you mean a motel 7?"Roger asked

"No unfortunately I couldn't afford a motel 7 so I'm going to a motel 10"Chlamydia explained

"What's the difference?"Roger asked

"Motel 10 is cheaper and much worse, Okay bye baby"Chlamydia said walking outside

Laine then pulled Roger to the kitchen

"Can she please stay here with us?"Laine begged

"You wanted to stay here this morning you wanted her to die"Roger reminded her

"Well she told me a few things and I realize I want to spend as much time with her as I can"Laine explained

"Okay she can stay in the guest bedroom"Roger agreed

Laine smiled and ran outside to grab her mom and they walked to their guestroom.

As she settled in Laine and Roger cuddled together, Laine immediately went to bed but Roger stayed up for a few seconds thinking about Chlamydia and how he do her.

"God where have I seen her?"Roger thought which was keeping him up