Sufinice crack (I'm sorry)

I will give you bleach for your eyes after you've read this.

It was a normal meeting for the nations, or how normal it could get. It was quite peaceful but then again the actual meeting hadn't started yet.

Most people were just chatting with their groups all except Iceland, who was currently trying to avoid seeing America.

You see Iceland and American have just gotten out of a relationship 2 weeks ago and it was very awkward when they were around each other.

Iceland was cautiously looking around making sure not to stare at America to much so people wouldn't notice but just enough so Iceland could see what America was doing.

America was just chatting with England when he spotted Iceland across the room he was with the other nordic but was obviously not paying attention instead he was looking around the room until ice's eyes meet his but quickly turn away.

This is when America decided to go up to Iceland, he had no reason to but he just wanted to for some reason He'll probably never know.

'GODDAM' ' Oh GoD' 'AHhHHhHh' all of these thoughts we're currently going through Iceland head. He let his guard down for 1 second and meets eyes with his ex and to make matters worse America is currently walking toward him.

'satan if your listening please create a hole under America's feet and send him to hell' this was Iceland's last thought until.

"hey ice"
"errrm hæ" Iceland didn't know how to respond maybe it was his awkwardness or maybe he hadn't spoken to anymore in 3 months ( not counting his simple hostile hi to his fellow nordic at the airport).

"So how have you been?" at this point Iceland wanted to be the one going down the hole to hell. Yes, he wanted to be out if the conversation that bad.

"good, I guess"
" I see, so you found anyone new?" with what little brain cells Iceland had he formed a sentence that he wished he didn't.

"errrr... y-yeah"

Iceland was officially dead inside (RIP)

America looked surprised. At this point, they had caught the attention of the rest of the nordic and they all were looking at him. It was like some telepathy that connected their minds and right now they were all thinking

"no you don't"

And they were all right. He didn't have a new boyfriend he had panicked and said it.

"seriously? who is it?" America asks.

Ice could see a smirk crawl onto Denmark's face and it really pissed him off. All the nordic new he was lying and he guessed that they want to see what lie ice come up with and tease him about it later.

"ice?"

That snapped ice out of his thinking. 'oh yeah, I have no one I could say' he was frozen.
"yeah... ermmm...F-Finland" even ice was shocked by what he had said. He panicked and the first name that popped into his head was Finland. 'Sorry Finland... and Sweden' ice thinks.

Denmark looks like he's about to laugh to which Norway punches his jaw for and Finland's mouth is open starring at ice and Sweden was glaring at ice not that he doesn't always look like he glaring but he normally has a neutral look when he's with icy.

"but isn't Finland together with Sweden?"
'shit shit shit shit ' that's all that was going through Iceland mind.

" a threesome" he blurts. 'don't worry I hate myself more then you hate me' Iceland thinks.

Iceland could see it was taking everything Denmark had to keep from laughing because he knows if he laughs Norway will give him a couple of bruises.

"oh okay, see ya then"

And when America is out of sound distance Denmark cracks " HAHAhAHa y-you HAHAhA you said HAHaHA Finland HAhAA" he couldn't even finish his sentence for two reasons one he couldn't stop laughing and Norway was currently giving him more than one bruise.

Iceland turns to look at Finland and Sweden " I am so sorry" he says to them.
"o-oh don't worry about it," Finland says coming out of his shock.

bUT THEN something unexpected happens.

Sweden says

"We're happy to have you"

And now iceland is dead in the inside and out.

R.I.P

(A/N: oops I broke the keyboard HahAha i don't know how to fix it someone help. Anyway here is you bleach as promised🥛

Update: I fixed it

Update: I wrote this like 9 months ago and published it but then put it in my drafts because I was embarrassed I write it but I decided to publish it again cause why not, 2020 can't get any worse

Also there's some spelling mistakes that I can't be bothered to fix sos 🤷‍♀️ cya