here i go. please ignore that winnie is spelt "winnnie". i used copy+paste.
Horse: Neigh
Mae: Okay, so this may be a bit chaotic as a warning. Enjoy!
Angus: Or else
Mae, Winnnie, Angus, Horse and Jesse are huddled together. Constable and Yellow are, uh, somewhere else, I guess.
Horse: Neigh.
Mae: Okay, Winnie, let's go.
Yellow steps in.
Yellow: No, actually.
Jesse: Move aside, you bald mango!
Yellow: I refuse, for I--
Jesse, monotone like Siri: Now Playing- Who Asked? By Nobody.
Mae: Jesse, just let them get to the point.
Yellow: And so, at a very young age--
Mae: I made Jesse shut up so you can get to the point, don't disappoint me.
Horse: Neigh!
Angus: Mae, just let him get it over with.
Yellow: Well, you see, when I was a fairly young lad-
Jesse and Mae: UGH
Yellow: -My granny told me a story about-
Jesse: mY gRaNnNy tOLd mE a stOrY-
Yellow: -about a family who lived forever.
Jesse: ...
Yellow: And I knew it was fantasy but believed anyway
Horse: Neigh?
Yellow: And after many years of study, I finally meet them.
Horse: Neigh.
Yellow: O-you-poor-girl-you-were-kidnapped-oh-you-poor-thing-
Mae: Leave her alone, goshdarnit.
Yellow: No, as for sinners like you shall give the child back. Come, dearest Winnie. Your parents have felt extreme weight loss in their heart of gr-
Winnnie: Go away, you- uh- banana?
Jesse: Uhh...
Winnnie: Yeah- you banana! I came because I wanted t-
Yellow: IM TRYING TO BE SINCERE OVER HERE??? PLEASE JUST GET THE HECK OVER HERE
Jesse: YEAH BUT YOU SOUND LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER CONFESSING
Jesse: HARD TO TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY
Horse: NEIGH
Everyone screams chaotically, but quiet enough Mrs. Melo does NOT yell at us. Horse just goes
"NNNNEEEIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH"
Yellow: GET THE KID
Winnnie: NO PLEASE DONT
Mae: NO COME HERE
Jesse: DONT LET THE BABY BOOMER TAKE YOU
Horse: NEEIIGHHHHH
Angus: NOOOOOO
Constable, still hidden: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everyone shuts up all of a sudden.
Mae lifts up her hand to Yellow's neck, as if to slap her
Jesse: Mae, don't do it... no... bad Mae...
Mae fake slaps Yellow.
Yellow falls.
Constable jumps out of nowhere
Constable: FBI OPEN UP
Horse: Neigh!
Mae: You are not the FBI, you are the consta-
Winnnie: Do you come from Poopy Island? Because you stink!
Jesse: I forgot the mental state of children your age.
Constable: That insult was about what I would expect from Mrs. Melo's LAL Homeroom.
Horse: Neigh
Moment of silence passes. Just make the class feel awkward. That's the point.
And, once it's awkward:
Horse: Neigh.
Constable: And yeah, so you're gonna be hung for hitting my hashtag bestie!!
Everyone: ...
Constable: Oh, and taking the child.
Winnnie: I came on my own will, Big Boi.
Constable: Yeah, whatever.
Constable: You still hit my bestie
Mae: Dammit
Winnnie: Mae why
Mae: wHY NOT??
Horse: Neigh
Constable: ...
Constable: Let's go.
Winnnie: NO!
Horse: Neigh.
Constable takes Mae off stage.
thats the end!!! i think i got a good grade!!! dont remember much
(this is why you dont put me in charge of making a play--)
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