Team SlugFox-
Kushina was clad in her usual attire: a green dress with a white shirt underneath,blue ninja sandles and a frying pan armed in her hand. Red firy hair floating and splitting into 9, like a tailed beast fashion and an angry look was on her face.
"Minato!!! You're dead Dattebane!!"Tsunade-another SlugFox member- was also clad in her usual attire: a Japanese kimono, light grey short sleeved shirt- that's some how able to hold her massive bazongas- grey thigh high tights, green Japanese coat that's sleeveless and brown heeled sandles and her blonde hair tied in low twin tails.
Team Pervy Rasengan-
Jiraiya was leaning on Minato (who's another wannabe Pikach- *amen* who's another member of Pervy Rasengan) grinning as he saw Tsunade slowly getting irritated. Said virgin was wearing something similar to Tsunade: Japanese coat that's sleeveless and red, a white shirt underneath his long sleeved grey yukata and a grey pants with bandages connecting his pants and blue ninja sandles together.
Minato- the pupil of the Pervy sage- and is the Yondaime Hokage butt ;) right now it doesn't fucking matter!!!
Anyways, Minato is wearing his same old jonin outfit but with a new addition, his cape which is white with red flames and the Japanese kanji deeming him the Yondaime. His spikey blonde hair flowed as the wind blew it(just like every important character. Have you all notice in every anime, if the aways blows around a certain character,(s)he has significance?) And sweatdropped at Kushina's behavior.~~Fight scene~~
Standing on top of a leveled mountain, are 4 competitors facing each other, one glare after another...
" In the left hand corner, you have team SlugFox, Obaa~san and Kaa~chan- no, not bakugo- he's not invited because he's a dick!!!~"
"Wonder who named thier team that... It's lady Tsunade and Kushina if you don't understand the dobe's language"
"TEME!!"
"DOBE!!"" Anyway, in the right hand corner, you have Otou~san and Pervy safe!"
"Hey!! It's jiraiya~sensai!!"
Everyone ignored him..
"*Sigh* again, it's the Yondaime and jiraiya- team- fuck it. Pervy Rasengan. Seriously, the fuck named this team?" Sasuke said, looking at the paper in his hand.
"Watch the language, Duckass!!" Kushina glared at him
"Y-yes ma'am"
Itachi shook his head" foolish little brother"
Sasuke glared at him" shut up Itachi"
"Round 1, kaa~chan vs Otou~san!!"
"*Sigh* as you all know, Red hot habanero (Kushina) vs the yellow flash(Minato). Anything goes, you can use ninjutsu, taijutsu, genjutsu, whatever. I don't care, as long it's not fatal injury, anyweapon's allowed. The fight will continue 'till one of you pass out from chakra exhaustion, knocked out or surrender."
" Wow... Teme...." Naruto glumped the terrified Sasuke" you're all grown up now~ you finally said your first sentence other than "hn'" Naruto started to cry on him which resulted in Sasuke wacking Naruto upside the head.
"Just Start the Match already!!! Dobe get off me!!"
Third Person p.o.v
Kushina stood her ground, legs slightly apart. Her firy red locks spiraled in the the air with her giant frying pan right beside her, making a small crater. As for Minato, he's taking his position: he's special kunai in his right hand,left leg behind him and his right , bent in front.
Minato decided to end this battle quickly and made the first move. Minato threw his kunai to Kushina. As the kunai flew passed her,Minato teleported behind his wife aiming to knock her out,but Kushina -being the badass she is- already saw this coming and spun around giving Minato an upper kick to the jaw which sends him flying in the air.
Kushina,using chakra, pushed herself off the ground towards Minato- frying pan in tow.
"Beat this Dattebane!!" She swung her frying pan down, and with her crazy hair and Aura-she look fucking terrifying.
As she brought it down, Minato quickly teleport to the kunai he embedded in the ground at the start of the match. Kushina quickly made some handsigns "kagebushin!!"
And a shadow clone appeared. The clone then started rapidly performing handsigns" ten seal combo!!" Silver chains sprouted from her back and charged at Minato, who's deflecting them with ease.Unlike the golden ones she'd use to retrain a tailed beast, these ones are specifically crafted by Kushina herself and were made to drain chakra with each touch and put the opponent in an uncoincious/near death state.
As the chain's speed increased, Minato was having a warm time deflecting and avoiding being touch or scraped by them. Minato jumped back to have some space between him and Kushina's jutsu.
Big mistake.
"When did she made that jutsu?!" Was the thought of Minato as skid back, rolling to the side to avoid the chains, a smile appeared on his face" that's Kushina for you"
Unexpectedly, silver chains shot out from the ground and wrapped itself around Minato, slowly draining his chakra,while retracting into the ground again.
Kushina (the real one) dashed towards Minato-who's looking paler by the the second,she brought up her frying pan and hit Minato hard straight on the head. She smiled in victory- like me when 2session of math are over- Surely that would work!!
Wrong!!
Her eyes widen as the person she thought was"Minato" disappeared in a poof of smoke.
" Damn... A shadow clone!"
Kushina spun around thanks to a hand that snaked it's way on her waist. She was met with the ocean blue eyes she'd loved. Minato pulled her closer,held her chin giving her a kiss so passionate, it earned a whistle from the crowd.
" You should learn from them little brother" 😉. We all know who said that .
" Shut it!!"
Their feelings intertwined and Minato-being the slick bastard he is- knocked out Kushina with a swift chop to her neck. A smile plastered on his face.
" WINNER IS OTOU~SAN!!!"
"Aye~ that's my boi!!" Said Jiraiya giving a thumbs up.
"*Cough* winner is the Yondaime/ yellow flash Minato"
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A fight between Tsunade and Kushina vs Minato and jiraiya
HumorSummary: due to some bullshit argument no one cares about, the 4 of them decided to fight, Team SlugFox vs Team Pervy Rasengan. Who would win? No one knows, let's find out!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I created this along time ago and wanted to share this w...