The Asian Stereotype[slow updates]

• preface • / extended summary

THINGS ASIAN PEOPLE DO:
1. Eat rice
2. Eat noodles
3. Top class in Maths
4. Use chopsticks for every meal
5. Be in the honor roll
6. "Ching-Chong-Ching"
7. Have black hair
8. Go to Chinese class on Saturdays
9. Have a tiger-mom
10. Be an overall nerd/geek
11. Try to sneak in discounts wherever he/she-Asian goes
12. Have an obsession with sakura flowers

(jULEs is going to break the rules)

((jules will attempt to do the opposite of everything here))
(((and successful completion of this dare results in taking secretly bisexual quarterback of Northport High to prom and $50)))
((((jules just wants the $50))))

AN Asian-American girl has a list. A list from an anonymous student in the school, who dares her to do the opposite of all that is listed.

JULES happens to be that Asian-American who takes up the dare--soley to take revenge on her ex-best friend.

JACEN unknowingly falls into her trap, soon embarking on a journey to complete the dare with her. Just as he starts developing feelings for her--

FELIX is that mysterious new transfer student who decides that Jules needs a friend...and she does. So when he hears of Jules' and Jacen's situation, he can't help but join in...for his own "reasons". He's called the mysterious new transfer student for a reason, isn't he?

"jules, jacen or felix?"

"screw you, man, dumplings for the win."

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