My name is ***** and this is my auto-biography. While I was being birthed I just want to clear some stuff up: I was a mistake and by the time my mother was into labor my father left so when I came out it would've been just me and her. So fast-forward a couple hours and my mom pops me out. Fast-forward a few more hours and she's getting prepped to go home with a baby boy. A few more months go by and I'm back in the hospital diagnosed with something called RSV (look it up if you want to know the pain). Once they get me stable, they put my in an oxygen bubble for a few more months. What a sucky first year in this flaming-ball-of-crap we call Earth. During that time in the bubble my mom says that my father came to see me like 6 times! I'm sorry about the loss of description but I was one: I CAN NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING. Fast forward a few birthdays and I'm 4 1/2 or so and time for school. So here it is the first day of school and... I miss the bus! So the next day my grandma (on my moms side of course) drove me to school. I remember being shy for the first minute then I went in there like I know everyone. Sure, I made some friends but it all went by fast and little do I know: it's summer break and I still have to go to school! After the fun and games of Pre-K summer school I knew the real challenge was coming... Elementary School!
