The Playboy

Chapter 25-Jennie Noona

Jennie's POV

Well it's been a 2 weeks since they started courting me. And let me tell you, it was soooo annoying! It didn't go as I imagined. Everyday, I go out of my house to go to school and I see them standing there and making me pick who I'll go to school with. Then everytime I go to my locker, there would be tons of chocolate and letters. Then at the cafeteria, they would drag me to their table and put a lot of food on my tray. Sure it was sweet at the first few days, but it had gotten annoying.

"Hey Jennie!" Blackpink greeted me as I got in the classroom. "Hey guys." I greeted back tiredly. "Ohhh what's the problem?" Lisa unnie asked. "It's just...it's getting kind of...annoying." "Annoying?" Rose unnie asked. "Yeah, like, really really annoying." I said. "Well what are you going to do about it?" Jisoo unnie asked. "I don't know." I pouted. "Well what can you do about it? Two guys are inlove with you, what do you expect?" Lisa unnie asks with a shrug. "Ugh!!! Maybe I'll just-" I got cut off with my phone ringing.

                     Mr. Cha
                    Is calling
              Answer/Decline

"Hi Mr. Cha, why are you calling? Is there something wrong?"

"Ms. Kim! I found out something about your birthday!"

"Mr. Cha, I told you to call me Jennie."

"Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot."

"It's fine."

"Well if I can call you Jennie, you can call me Dae Woong oppa."

"'Oppa'? How old are you?"

"I'm still twenty-nine years old Jennie-ah."

"Twenty-nine?! No offence but I thought you we're like maybe over forty or something."

"What?! Fourty?! Yahhh, Jennie-ah, that's a little offensive."

"Well it's not my fault I have never seen you personally before. You never visit me."

"I'm sorry Jennie-ah, it's just that I'm always busy."

"It's fine, but I want to meet up so I could officially meet you. Or send a picture at least."

"Okay okay, I'll send a picture later."

"All right, so what about the thing about my birthday?"

"Oh right. Well umm...your birthday isn't exactly on October 16, 1997. Actually it's on January 16, 1996."

"What?!"

"Yeah, uhhh, I just came to know that earlier since I thought you birthday was coming. I asked your parents if they'll come home on your birthday. But they were confused and said your birthday isn't on October 16 but on January 16."

"What?! How come I didn't know that?!"

"It's my fault. I always say happy birthday to you on October 16. I didn't know that it was on January 16."

"It's fine oppa. At least you greet me happy birthday."

"Okay then. I'll get going now."

"Okay, send me the picture!"

"Okay!"

                   Call ended

"Was that Mr. Cha?" Jisoo unnie asked. "Yes. And guess what. He is twenty-nine years old." "What?!" Blackpink shouted. "Yeah, I know. I was surprised too. But that's not all. Lisa, Rose, you should call me Jennie unnie from now on." "What? Why should we? And don't call us Lisa and Rose only. Where's your honorifics?" Rose asks. "My birthday isn't on October 16, 1997 but on January 16, 1996." What?!" They shouted again. "How come you only told us now?" Lisa asks. "Well I was just informed about it earlier when Dae Woong oppa called." "So your parents didn't know too?" Jisoo unnie asks. "They know. They just don't send me gifts or even one text of 'Happy Birthday Jennie-ah, we love you' so I didn't know." "Oh, well give us time to adjust that you're older than us. I guess Lisa is the true maknae." Rose says. "Yup! I'm the second oldest!" I said proudly.

-Time skip-
4 hours later

The girls and I are now walking towards our cars to go home but then suddenly Jungkook blocked my way. "Jennie-ah I-" "Hep!!!" I said as I raised my hand. "That's noona for you dear Jungkookie." I smirked. "What do you mean?" "Turns out, I was really born on January 16, 1996." "What?! How come I didn't know that?" "Well I just found out earlier when Dae Woong oppa called." "Dae Woong...oppa?" "Yeah." "Who is he?" "He is my-" "Your boyfriend?! Jennie, you have two boys fighting over you and you even looked for another guy?! How dare y-" "Shut the fuck up!!! He is not my fucking boyfriend! He is my dad's secretary, dumbass! And where's your honorifics?! I am four months older!" "Pfft!...Sorry." "What the hell is so funny?" "It's just that you remind me of Jimin hyung being all like 'Jeon Jungkook!!! I am two years older than you!', hahahaha!!!" "Hey! Did you just make fun of my Jimin?!" Rose asked. "Uhhh...n-no." Jungkook nervously denied. "Why you!!!" Rose ran towards him and playfuly hit his arm over and over again. "Aish! This kids." I said as I pulled out my phone and took a picture of them to send in our group chat.

               ❤Blacktan❤

Jendeukie: Guyyysss!!! I have something to show you!!!

Jendeukie: *posted a picture*

Bread Genie: Hhahahaha!!!! What are they doing?!

Jendeukie: Jungkook mocked Jimin oppa infront of her and Rose got mad. Hhahahaha!!!

J-move: Awww, my baby is protecting me!

Pornesian Parapio: Yah! Jennie! Why are you calling Rose without unnie?

Jendeukie: That's another thing I want to tell you. I wasn't born on October 16,1997 but on January 16, 1996.

Yeon Kimin: What?! That means you're 3 years younger than me and 3 months older than Jungkook!!!

J-dope: So what?

Yeon Kimin: So that means Jennie and I are perfect for each other! Boys are supposed to be 3 years older than girls that they are dating, right?! And Jennie is older than Jungkook so they're not compatible!!!

Justin Seagull: Who said we aren't compatible?! Just because she's older that doesn't mean we can't date!!!

Alien Tae: Oh, Rose is done hitting you?

Justin Seagull: Shut up.

Alien Tae: Whatever!

Justin Seagull: Whatever as well! Yoongi hyung!!! I'm not done talking to you! This alien distracted me but that doesn't mean I'm not done talking to you!!!

Yeon Kimin: Just admit it Jungkook! Jennie is mine!!!

I looked up and saw Jungkook typing furiously on his phone with furrowed eyebrows. I just chuckled at him.

I silently dragged the girls with me to our cars and start our cars then drove away leaving Jungkook arguing with Yoongi.

To be continued❤
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