Nagito was working at a McDonalds. Yep. This is the life he chose over having an actual, meaningful life, hahahahssj what a fucking loser. "Hajime this job sucks."
"Then why'd you choose it i-"
"Says the one who wanted to go to college and yet came to work at a job that doesn't even pay you, you si m p."
"Goddamnit fair enough."
Celestia was talking with Shuichi ahahajahshsg loser emos ahahahsy "what do you want to eat"
"Beesechurger"
"Wh- what?"
"B E E S E C H U R G E R"
"D-Do you mean cheeseburger"
"NO YOU SHERLOCK EMO I MEAN B E E S E C H U R G E R"
"I hate this job so fuckING much." nagito groaned
"W-what do I D-Do?" Mikan, who was on her first day stuttered out
"I don't fucking care, take care of the register, it's my break" nagito then stomped to the back grumbling, haha loner dumbass. "Who said it was your break?" Junko the manager yelled at nagito "me you despair bitch."
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Shuichi stared, concerned, at Celeste. "What the fuck is a beeschurger i-"
"A BEESCHURGER IS A BEESCHURGER YOU WHO R E"
The detective was sobbing in confusion
"Celestia stop screaming:(("
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A BEESECHURGER IS YOU WHORE." She was now Yelling at Shuichi to get her a beesechurger
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A BEESECHURGER???"
"A BEESECHURGER IS A BEESECHURGER"
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thats the end of part one ;)
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HumorMe, Gala, and Chris made this at 5 am. Cast: Nagito - the suffering cashier who has to listen to a karen Celeste and Shuichi - the 2 customers just trying to enjoy their meal Miu - the karen Hiyoko - entitled child Kokichi - the customer who's just...
