A/N: Short scenes inspired through the internet or either made by me.
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[ at the movie theatre]
Chanyeol: how do you want your popcorn? sweet or salty?
Baekhyun, making heart eyes while pointing towards his bias on the screen: I want it like him
Chanyeol: I don't think they sell ugly popcorn, anything else?
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Chanyeol: Let's break up.
Baekhyun, starting to tear up: Why?
Chanyeol: I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore.
Baekhyun, crying: O-okay.
Chanyeol: I want to be your husband.
Baekhyun: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
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Chanyeol: If we were reborn without our memories erased, will you try to look for me?
Baekhyun: No.
*A day later*
Sehun: Hey, Baekhyun. Why is Chanyeol praying from the very early morning?
Baekhyun: He wants to become an immortal.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sehun: Oh :-O
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[Chanyeol in a phone call with Sehun]
Chanyeol: I accidentally ate Baekhyun's chocolate cake slice. How long do you think I'll live?
Sehun: Five
Chanyeol: Five what?
Sehun: Four
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[Locks Baekhyun inside his house to go to work as a punishment]
*Baekhyun, finds MacBook of Chanyeol*
*evil idea forms*
Baekhyun, giggling: Let's see what you will do.
[Chanyeol in his company, heading towards his room]
*staff approaches*
Staff1, handing over a cd: Boss, this will be helpful for you.
Staff2, hands over a pendrive: Boss, didn't knew you never had any experience but feel free to ask us for help.
*Chanyeol dumbfounded, heads inside his room and plays cd (porn plays)*
Chanyeol: *screams* BAEKHYUN!
*Everyone outside, drops their files*
Staff3: I guess... it worked?
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Chanyeol: Do you think you are better at fighting than me?
Baekhyun: Yeah I am and I will prove it!
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