yo, what's up. so, like said in the title, this was made at two in the morning. it all started when my brother who plays the majestic beast, stole my poor stuffed dog, roman, which roman plays, well he plays roman. so, I play spoony grandma, and my...
Roman levitates and he slowly turns his head towards u in the dark. his eyes begin to glow red as the scent of Westley's butthole grows stronger as he floats closer to you.
*deep voice* "woof..........woof" * roman's squishy plushy skin slowly peels like a dog like a banana, as flesh and bones are revealed as the disguise comes off. somehow a grotesque alien figure's hand finally breaks out roman's head, the plushy skin now scattered all over the room, and the tissue and organs as well, they're on your face too. all of a sudden, the figure slowly stands up and gazes at your shocked face, and its eyes glow more. The way its body was shaped was that of a mixture between a dog, a human, and it had the spine of a hunched over cat. Its face was still covered in plushy skin, red, tissue filled plushy skin. Can you believe that you snuggled with that thing? All of a sudden, the one and only majestic beast bursts through the door-less corridor and your eyes meet his. He takes out his majestic middle finger, and makes constant with the being, causing the being to burn. The being lunged at the majestic beast, but Noah will now reach one of his ultimate forms. He looks the same, but he has powers now above god. Noah pushes the beast off of him and leaps like a ballerina, a black tutu forming around his waist. He leaps up once more and light is cast throughout the room. The beast's face is now revealed. It showed a human face, but with a dog snout, and human teeth and eyes. Its tongue hung out and as it tried to escape the light, it bit it, and it fell to the ground. The beast was in immense pain. Then the legendary assassin appeared, they took out their five-foot chancla, and a Minecraft crafting table, as well as a knife. She used the knife to cut off her own hand she placed her severed hand on the table and the chancla. Together, they merged, now her right hand was a chancla. She chased after the beast, and used her new "hand" as a boost for speed, she assaulted the beast by smacking it. It seemed as if the beast was merely knocked out. The assassin took out their phone, the chancla falling off the arm, and her hand was in one piece again, "yeah, clean this up please!" The majestic beast says to the assassin, "I'll watch it" it was silent for about two minutes. Then there was a giant pounding noise. Assassin opened the door to see the one...the only...SPOONY GRANDMA! Her eyes were
Like the most delicious brownies. But underneath that facade, was the angriest person who could kick ass and not even feel bad, as well as talking with an assassin. Assassin led SPOONY Grandma into the room where the beast was found. But they were met with a surprise. When they had entered the room, they found Noah, the majestic beast, lying on the floor, and the beast about to steal the soul of him. But luckily, SPOONY grandma took out her famous spoon that had her face on it. Assassin described it as, "being as beautiful as a decal of the queen of England on Bakura's car." Well, SPOONY grandma threw her famous spoon and ended up deforming the head of the beast. It seemed to finally be dead. Assassin was assigned the job of disposing of the body...so naturally, as all rituals go. Assassin requested the help of her two pals. Together they performed the most grotesque ritual. But assassin offered to do the grossest part, which was taking a bite out of the beast. The taste was so awful, and what made it worse, was that once Assassin took a bite out of the corpse, a whole bunch of maggots came out of both the Chunk and the corpse. Assasin used most of her energy to chew the piece of meat. She swallowed it, and she felt very very very very very very......very..sick. But she toughened up. She started chanting, and soon the others started chanting.
"Shrek is love, Shrek is love" over and over again. Until two entities came out of the pentagram. It was Shrek, and his counterpart shrigga was his shadow, the other was captain Levi, but from A Slap On Titan so yeah. Then, shrigga emerged, and Shrek became the shadow, he picked up the corpse and walked towards the majestic beast, the one and only SPOONY grandma, and Assasin. In a voice as majestic as Morgan Freeman's, he said, stay out of my swamp. And then ate the body of the beast. All of a sudden, everyone fainted one by one. A vision was displayed in dream form. It was....the birthplace of the beast. The first moment we see of the beast's origin, was Shrek getting fucked by a dog alien being. Shrek felt guilty, which is where his shadow shrigga came from, it was formed from his guilt and insecurities. The dog alien thing didn't feel guilty, instead....after a few months, Shrek was going into labor, but instead of a stereotypical birth, it was full of Blood and guts. Shrek wasn't pregananant, he was having stomach pains that mimicked birth. Shrek soon died, but the dog alien gave him life by fucking him again, this time it was so hard, that his organs were getting turned on as well. The more disgusting part of that is that it was while the doctors were in the room as well. Well, Shrek actually gives birth after nine more months. This formed the grotesque alien that came out of Roman. They were a happy family until the dog demon alien thing started rebelling at the age of 3. Organ, the dog beast, wouldn't stop disobeying the rules and laws. So eventually, Shrek got tired of it, his tolerance was also almost up because the mother/ father alien left Shrek after he gave birth. "Son, if you do not stop you will suffer the most horrible fate. I brought you into this world, and I can take you back out." Their son, terrified of the punishment, ran away. On his way, his soul was evaporating. So he needed to seek refuge. One day he found a random dog plush, so he resided in there. He could see everything, especially Westley's Butthole. Unfortunately, he couldn't stay in that host for long, but on one of the most unlucky nights, that was when the majestic beast was in. You know what happened after. They were brought back into consciousness. Captain Levi went back to his world and told everyone what happened. He took Assasin, SPOONY grandma, and the majestic beast with him and together they slayed titans. But before that, Shrek burped and said, "I told him I could take him out of this world."
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