It has been about two years since the incident, and for the most part..it was just a funny story for our heroes. If you could even call them that. Today, Thursday of May 2020, will be a day...that the dreaded dog alien demon thing, named Organ, would return.
"Today is reallllllyy unsettling." Sighed SPOONY grandma, as Assasin ruffled her hair. The both of them looked at the slumbering majestic beast. His bony body but majestic features still shone as he slept. He was positioned in a..not so majestic manner, but that's not important you lemon head toe faced pleb, you came for the return of Organ.
The three of our heroes decided to go outside and walk around the block, and perhaps the hill behind the house. It was a bit challenging to get up the hill that they decided to walk up, but once they got there, there was an unusual sight. There, standing on the top of the hill, was none other than Shrek. But, he didn't look quite like himself, his usual green ogre skin, was pale..really pale. Shrek didn't seem to notice our heroes, so instead, he stared at the town and it's people as the sun's journey in the sky began to turn it to a pastel orange color.
The pale and expressionless Shrek then began walking back to make his way down, but he stopped dead in his tracks when he saw the bony body of the majestic beast. The three of them and Shrek stared at each other, and just when SPOONY grandma was about to ask if Shrek was sick, Assassin and the majestic beast silenced her. "That's not Shrek...not anymore." Then a hellish growl escaped the lips of 'Shrek' as his body began to pulsate and bubble, forming boils on his skin. The skin began to tear apart, but not in a quick tear. Since Shrek is an ogre, he has super THICC skin. So the openings were dotted around the back, there were enough holes to make Assassin throw up due to her try-phobia. As she regained her composure, she wiped her mouth and tried her best to look at the disgusting display. After a few minutes, the being finally broke free and revealed the one and only Organ, the weird dog alien thingy. The torn apart corpse of Shrek lied in its place.
The heavy breathing of Organ caused unease and discomfort among anyone who heard it. This wasn't the same demon alien thingy that was taken out of this world by Shrek... Organ turned towards the bony yet beautiful majestic beast, luckily, he blocked it very well. All three of them were now more experienced in fighting than ever, that was due to the training Levi made them due when they were fighting the titans. Now the fight has begun.
Assassin then made her move and successfully chopped off the mangled, skinny, bony, and fleshy arm. Then, SPOONY grandma took her newly made magic SPOONS and threw them at the hideous creature, two SPOONS landing in the eyes of the Organ. Since the SPOONS were magic, the SPOONS exploded and made a giant and THICC mess of the creature. The body then fell to the tainted ground, but somehow the three of them knew that it wasn't done. For Organ had now acquired a new power, this newfound power was regeneration. The blood, the brain, the skin, and the bones of the creature rolled through and in the ground to reconnect the body. Instead of the head being formed the same way, it was more deformed and disgusting than ever before. Assassin stomped her foot, knowing how much work this was going to take, and how they would have to clean up the mess. Everyone readied their weapons, as they prepared to fight. Surprisingly, Organ started running, its running was strange, it was a mix of every land animal, and a human. At times the ᴘᴀᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄ animal fell down and struggled to get back up. It's running patterns were also really strange, it would go fast, then it would slow down, even if there was nothing in front of it. That was when SPOONY grandma remembered..she forgot to let Westley inside the house. As the thought dawned on her, she stopped running, causing the other to turn and look at her. "Westley.." was all she said. The look of worry on her face made both Assassin and the majestic beast realize that Organ..was addicted to the scent of westley 's butthole.
The sound of the creature's howl caused many people to hide and run. But no matter how fast they ran to get away from it...it was always faster. So those unfortunate people were clawed in less than a minute. As the creature got closer and closer to the home, the more everyone was at stake. For you see, the reason why the creature was able to stay in the plushy body of Roman for so long, was because of the scent of wesley's butthole. One by one, innocent people were being murdered, and soon enough...Organ was at the house. It demolished the yard, and the house itself, just to find westley. By the time Assassin, the majestic beast, and SPOONY grandma got to the home, Organ, and westle y were gone. Now they knew this had to stop. PFT, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE INNOCENT PEOPLE THAT WERE MURDERED? NO..it's because of a cat. As they traced the trail of dead bodies, they eventually found Organ, petting SPOONY grandma's beloved cat on a highway. The cars were demolished, and the bodies inside..well...some were outside..some were half inside and half outside..some people were just crushed. Some bodyparts were the only remains of the people, and- you know what you get the picture.A/N- look, idk what was going through our minds to make this but after a while, i saw what i wrote and wanted to make a part two so i called my cousin up and she helped me make this. There will also be part three so stay tuned. :P bye y'all!
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Humoryo, what's up. so, like said in the title, this was made at two in the morning. it all started when my brother who plays the majestic beast, stole my poor stuffed dog, roman, which roman plays, well he plays roman. so, I play spoony grandma, and my...