<Armin is online>
<Sasha is online>
<Connie is online>
<Eren is online>
<Levi is online>
<Hanji is online>
Armin: I'm going to die.
Sasha: NOO ARMIN!! WHY?? YOU CANT DIE YET! YOU OWE ME SO MUCH FOOD!!
Armin: *points a gun* NOT TODAY!!
Sasha: *screams louder and higher pitched than Levi when there's a microscopic dust spec on the table*
Levi: *pokerface* oh..
Armin: *gets up* Better run, better run, faster than my bullet!!
Sasha: ARMIN! GET BACK HERE WITH MY FOOD!
Armin: NEVER!! *runs*
Sasha: I CHOOSE YOU, CONNIE!!
Connie: *runs on all fours screaming*
Armin: EREN, GET HER!!
Eren: *turns into a Titan and goes off to fight titans*
Levi: Well then..
Connie: *jumps up and bites Armin in the butt* Grrr!!
Sasha: YEAH GET EM BOY!!
Hanji: *head pops out of the ground and fangirls over Eren becoming a titan*
Armin: *jumps* Oww my butt!! *sprays Connie with water* You devil!
Hanji: OMG OMG OMG!! EREN IS SOO COOL! LET'S GET HIM! I WANT TO EXPIREMENT!
Levi: *facepalm*
Connie: *crawls away in shame*
*bumps into Levi*
Levi: *picks Connie up by the collar*
What are you doing, you little brat?
Sasha: *runs over and grabs Connie*
*carries him away to a safe distance* Don't treat him like that! He deserves better.
Levi: No he doesn't. That little pervert just bit Armin in the butt.
Sasha: Because I told him to. It's called being obedient. *feeds Connie bacon strip*
Armin: T-Thank you Corporal Levi!
Eren: *comes out of titan form* LEVI?! HEICHOU!!
Levi: S***. *runs quickly*
Eren: HEICHOU WAIT FOR MEEEE!
Hanji: *laughs hysterically*
Sasha: Well y'all can hang around here will I go give Connie a bath.
Hanji: What?
Sasha: What?
Hanji: I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that. *goes back into ground*
Sasha: *drags Connie by arm into a random building*
Person in building: WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING?!
Sasha: Using your bath. It'll be like we're not even here.
*shoe breaks and flies out of window.*
Sasha: I'm just using the bath!!
<Sasha and Connie are offline from being hit by a stick of butter>
Armin: Well...
Levi: SOMEBODY GET THIS KID OFF OF ME!
Eren: But.. HEICHOU!
Armin: *throws Eren a wall* OH MY GOSH I'M SO SORRY I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CORPORAL GAHHHH! *harmonizes*
Levi: Oi.
< Levi offline >
Eren: *cries*
<Eren is offline because of depression>
<Hanji is offline from suffocating>
<Armin is offline due to loneliness>
