<Sasha is online>
<Connie is online>
Sasha: hey Connie, check out this cool Segway I got from the Military Police.
Connie: aww sweet! Lemme see you do some cool tricks on it!
Sasha: *spins in a circle*
Connie: *flails arms obnoxiously*
do something else!
Sasha: *spins the other way*
Connie: dude! I'm trippin right now!! Can I try?!
Sasha: sure. *switches with Connie*
Connie: *rides in a circle around Sasha*
Uh oh...
Sasha: what? What's wrong?
Connie: *sneezes*
*makes Segway move forward at intense speed*
*flies head first into brick building wall*
<Levi is online>
Levi: *sees Connie's head from inside the building* what are you doing, brat?
Connie: *pokerface*
segwaying.
Levi: *throws tea cup at Connie*
*tea cup breaks*
Now clean that up, slave!
Connie: or nah.
Levi: you little-!
*gets up and grabs Connie's ear*
Connie: *licks Levi's hand*
Levi: IM CONTAMINATED
*runs to the shower*
GERMS!! THE GERMS ARE SLOWLY EATING MY HAND AWAY!!
<Levi is offline due to germs eating him>
Connie: *gets head out of wall*
Sasha: what happened in there?
Connie: Levi being racist about germs.
<Hanji is online>
Hanji: *head pops out of ground right under Segway*
Connie: *falls off of Segway*
Jerk!
<Connie is offline and took the Segway with him>
Sasha: that little turd.
<Sasha is offline>
Hanji: guess I'll leave too.
<Hanji is offline>
