You came home on day and sat on your couch. You turned on the tv and all of a sudden something hit you on the back of your head. You stand up and storm to the other side if the couch. Its the banana that won't leave you alone because it's in love with you. You rise your foot and stomp on the banana the banana peices fly around the living room and you slip and fall down. You end up hitting your head and passing out now you have a dead banana and your unconscious. The door unlocks and I walk in and rush to your side. "I thought I told you not to attack the fruits idiot!" I shout and slap your face while your still unconscious. You suddenly wake up and we start fighting.
Who will win we'll never know....