kik - lashton

2 - The Newbie

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By the time I got to work I was a minute late. Luckily my boss, Niall let it slide.

"So, you must be Austin." I said as I approached the newbie

He gave me a weird look but I ignored it "W-"

"I'm gonna be training you. So anyway, this is the counter. You clean it with this rag using warm soap water. Don't forget to um, uh.. Don't forget to.. wash your hands! Yeah, okay."

"Wow, you've taught me so much!" He said sarcastically

I lifted up a fist "Don't mess with me punk, or the next thing commin' outta ya mouth will be your teeth." I said in a Jersey accent

His face paled and he took a step back causing me to laugh.

"Hey dumb a$$, I'm just joking. Anyway I'm sure you know how to do everything. A monkey could do this job. I asked Niall if we could get a monkey to work here but he said no. Hey, wanna come over to my place after this? I'll let you wear my penis shirt. But Luke might be there, he's annoying. Who am I kidding, he'll be there. He's so lazy! I told him to get a job but he just sits on his as$ all day! I'm gonna need to talk to him after work. Oh may-"

"Please shut up." Austin snapped making me frown

"What? Why?" I asked confused

He smiled shaking his head "You were talking a lot. I could barely understand what you were saying."

I laughed feeling relieved "I thought you hated me. Luke said I ramble a lot. So, you still wanna hang at my place? I have free Wi-Fi."

He half smiled "I'm only coming for the free Wi-Fi."

I flicked his forehead and walked away, ignoring his mumbles about how retarded I am.

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Sorry I know I said Ashton would be in this chapter but I'm just improvising everything, so I'm just going with the flow *laughing emoji*

Bye! :) x