danganronpa oneshots 😳

annoying ( keebouma )

keebo will be a human in this, ig his last name will be idabashi 🤷
non-despair
keebo = 20
kokichi = 19
shuichi = 21

the albino was walking along the sidewalk, calmly, until he witnessed someone familiar.
a rather short boy with purple hair, standing right across from a navy blue - haired man.
"thats it, shuichi! i've had ENOUGH of you cheating on me with that slut kaede! i'm s i c k of it.
i'm breaking up with you. never contact me again, jerk face."
keebo somehow felt a little relieved when he heard that.
the guy, known as shuichi, walked away, crying.
he walked up to kokichi, tapping his shoulder, " hey, uh, are you okay? " keebo asked, looking concerned.
" yep! i'm fine. " kokichi scoffed, looking annoyed for once in his life.
keebo paused,
" uuuhhh... what's your name? " the albino found enough courage to say.
kokichi looked surprised for a moment, " oh!- uh, kokichi. kokichi oma. aaand, you are?"

" keebo idabashi. " he responded simply.
kokichi grinned, " that's cool. well, here's my number. i, uh, have to go.
bye! "
" bye. "

it had been around a few days since he met the strange male, and while he was at work, he received a message.
thankfully, keebo was on his break.
he took out his phone reluctantly.

Weird Boy 🤡
hey i have ur contact as "sexy man" what the fuck
who r u again

keebo sighed, as he begrudgingly typed out an answer.
It's Keebo. Why the hell am I sexy man?? Wtf 😭

he waited, and keebo got a respond around 4 minutes later.
Weird Boy 🤡
no idea lol
anyways ur that white haired guy right

sexy man is typing...

sexy man
Yeah.
Anyways, I'm off my break in like two minutes.
Bye

Weird Boy 🤡
kay
bye

keebo turned off his phone, and put it in his pocket, sighing.

8 months had passed.
a month prior, kokichi confessed to keebo.
they started dating, and it was clear to anyone with a brain that they were in deep love.

" keeeeebbbbbooooooo!! "
the albino sat up abruptly, looking at kokichi, " huh?! what happened?! "
kokichi snorted, " nothing, you just wouldn't wake up. "
" oh. " keebo seemed disappointed.
the purple haired boy leaned over and kissed him, caressing keebo's face in his hands.
keebo kissed back.
a few moments later, kokichi pulled away,
" i love you, keebo. "

" i love you too. "

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wew
that was a long one
took like 500 hours, bruh
lara r u happy now 😭😡
thanks for reading, guys n gals and people in between
g'bye!